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DarkHand · 06-25-2009, 08:27 PM

Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and was asked if there was anything God could do for her. Being quite happy with her life she said she needed nothing but just hoped the children back on Earth would be safe.

God thought briefly, then killed Michael Jackson.

jeffie7 · 06-25-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkHand

Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and was asked if there was anything God could do for her. Being quite happy with her life she said she needed nothing but just hoped the children back on Earth would be safe.

God thought briefly, then killed Michael Jackson.

Original right?

phyregod · 06-25-2009, 08:40 PM

If it is, thats awesome

DarkHand · 06-25-2009, 08:54 PM

I want to take credit so bad, but I can't... Someone on Digg came up with it in the comments section about MJ.

jeffie7 · 06-25-2009, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkHand

Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and was asked if there was anything God could do for her. Being quite happy with her life she said she needed nothing but just hoped the children back on Earth would be safe.

God thought briefly, then killed Michael Jackson.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkHand

I want to take credit so bad, but I can't... Someone on Digg highjacked it from somewhere else and posted it in the comments section about MJ.

Hmmm figures.... damn internet.

Taco15 · 06-25-2009, 09:11 PM

only in america can you grow up a poor black man and dye a rich white man

jeffie7 · 06-25-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco15

only in america can you grow up a poor black man and dye a rich white woman

Hiyo!

Magana559 · 06-25-2009, 10:09 PM

well im glad that sick old prick is dead

klyph · 06-25-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Magana559

well im glad that sick old prick is dead

Werd! I can't believe anyone would celebrate the life of a child molester. Seriously, you all should be ashamed. So he made good music, the guy was still a huge piece of shit.

double0Si · 06-25-2009, 11:09 PM

He hasn't put out anything "good" in 20 years. But then again neither has Farrah

corvetteguy78 · 06-25-2009, 11:23 PM

i kinda feel bad for the guy.....he went totaly wacked out after becoming one of the greatest pop icons of all time right up there with Elvis and the Beatles....i was never really an MJ fan but i liked his hit songs...never owned his stuff but...o well....Heart Attack at age 50 is obviously possible but it seems suspect that there are no reports of prior health conditions or complaints before this sudden CA....can't wait for the autopsy reports...

BrutalB83 · 06-25-2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by klyph

Werd! I can't believe anyone would celebrate the life of a child molester. Seriously, you all should be ashamed. So he made good music, the guy was still a huge piece of shit.

Hondadude141 · 06-25-2009, 11:29 PM

THIS JUST IN! The ferris wheel at Neverland Ranch now has a height requirement!

and

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little boys can play with him for a change

lswhitecivic · 06-26-2009, 12:17 AM

double0Si · 06-26-2009, 12:20 AM

I almost said lame until I read the fine print. (colleague)

Silverchild79 · 06-26-2009, 01:02 AM

Tomorrow is national "Michael Jackson Day". Americans are encouraged to stay at home and just Beat It!

eg6sir · 06-26-2009, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Hondadude141

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little boys can play with him for a change

ahh damnit .. i was about to post the same thing.. got it in a text message last night..

when my buddy marc heard about it.. he said "wonder how long till i start getting jokes about it" it was about 4 hrs.... lol

Hondadude141 · 06-26-2009, 11:20 AM

Lol I posted some jokes in my facebook status last night, and the Facebook Administration made me take them down and apologize haha

Drake · 06-26-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hondadude141

Lol I posted some jokes in my facebook status last night, and the Facebook Administration made me take them down and apologize haha

I used 95b16coupe's joke on Facebook last night and got a few laughs. Nothin from Facebook admins though. For that matter, why is Facebook cracking down on jokes? I mean with applications like "which celeberity would you have a love child with" or "how much girth is to much girth" they arnt exactly taking the high road themselves.

95b16coupe · 06-26-2009, 11:29 AM

Who does MJ hate more, Chris Hansen or Pedo-bear?

Pedo-bear, because nobody likes competition....

DarkHand · 06-26-2009, 12:42 PM

TurboMirage · 06-26-2009, 05:22 PM

06-25-2009, 11:29 PM	#38
Hondadude141 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: TX Age: 19 Posts: 1,200 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2001 Jeep Cherokee Sport Rep Power: 82	THIS JUST IN! The ferris wheel at Neverland Ranch now has a height requirement! and Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little boys can play with him for a change Last edited by Hondadude141; 06-25-2009 at 11:36 PM.

06-26-2009, 12:20 AM	#40
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06-25-2009, 08:27 PM	#26
DarkHand Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Age: 28 Posts: 3,675 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 214	Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and was asked if there was anything God could do for her. Being quite happy with her life she said she needed nothing but just hoped the children back on Earth would be safe. God thought briefly, then killed Michael Jackson.

06-25-2009, 08:40 PM	#28
phyregod !!YTINASNI Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Central Texas Age: 30 Posts: 9,078 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: '06 Element , '07 CBR 1000rr, '91 CRX, '98 jeep GC 4x4 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 474	If it is, thats awesome

06-25-2009, 08:54 PM	#29
DarkHand Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Age: 28 Posts: 3,675 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 214	I want to take credit so bad, but I can't... Someone on Digg came up with it in the comments section about MJ.

06-25-2009, 09:11 PM	#31
Taco15 I wear stretchy pants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tallahassee Fl Age: 26 Posts: 5,286 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: chevy s-10 Rep Power: 255	only in america can you grow up a poor black man and dye a rich white man

06-25-2009, 10:09 PM	#33
Magana559 The Warden Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: fresno Ca Age: 21 Posts: 1,076 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: 95 Teggy Rep Power: 46	well im glad that sick old prick is dead

06-25-2009, 11:09 PM	#35
double0Si Token GM Guy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Chicago, IL/Columbus, Ohio Age: 22 Posts: 2,343 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 91 Camaro/07 GSX-R600/2000 Civic Si JDM B16A Hytech replica header Password JDM intake S2 camber kit Rep Power: 191	He hasn't put out anything "good" in 20 years. But then again neither has Farrah

06-25-2009, 11:23 PM	#36
corvetteguy78 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: CT Posts: 1,108 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: 04 Audi 1.8T Rep Power: 119	i kinda feel bad for the guy.....he went totaly wacked out after becoming one of the greatest pop icons of all time right up there with Elvis and the Beatles....i was never really an MJ fan but i liked his hit songs...never owned his stuff but...o well....Heart Attack at age 50 is obviously possible but it seems suspect that there are no reports of prior health conditions or complaints before this sudden CA....can't wait for the autopsy reports...

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06-26-2009, 01:02 AM	#41
Silverchild79 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Albany, Oregon Age: 30 Posts: 6,839 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 225	Tomorrow is national "Michael Jackson Day". Americans are encouraged to stay at home and just Beat It!

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06-26-2009, 11:20 AM	#43
Hondadude141 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: TX Age: 19 Posts: 1,200 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2001 Jeep Cherokee Sport Rep Power: 82	Lol I posted some jokes in my facebook status last night, and the Facebook Administration made me take them down and apologize haha

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95b16coupe Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ct Posts: 3,281 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 355	Who does MJ hate more, Chris Hansen or Pedo-bear? Pedo-bear, because nobody likes competition....

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