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Old 03-13-2010, 02:32 PM   #251
 
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my cat likes to hunt and eat dust bunnies.
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Old 03-13-2010, 02:52 PM   #252
 
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Little Caesars pizza tastes just like the cardboard box it comes in.
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Old 03-13-2010, 02:54 PM   #253
 
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cardboard tastes better than i thought it would.
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:17 PM   #254
 
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The progressive era was neither progressive nor an era. Discuss.
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:28 PM   #255
 
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I think it may just be this particular one. Most of the time its better.
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:39 PM   #256
 
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can i get bacon with that?
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:47 PM   #257
 
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mmmmmmm... Bacon
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:55 PM   #258
 
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i'm pretty convinced that bacon is present in something like 40% of all random thoughts.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:41 PM   #259
 
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Sex is present in all thoughts. Thus people must have a bacon fetish.
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:33 PM   #260
 
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mmmmmmm... sex while eating bacon.
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:38 PM   #261
 
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bacon flavored condoms.... oh wait.
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Old 03-13-2010, 07:22 PM   #262
 
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I love you! lol
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Old 03-14-2010, 12:40 PM   #263
 
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lmfao
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:25 AM   #264
 
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Is there a such job as freelance harpooner? Just someone on call who is an expert at harpooning strange, monstrous, and exotic creatures like narwhals, or Sasquatch or zombies. That would be a fantastic job. Freelance, globe-trotting harpooner of things.
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:28 AM   #265
 
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Is there a such job as freelance harpooner? Just someone on call who is an expert at harpooning strange, monstrous, and exotic creatures like narwhals, or Sasquatch or zombies. That would be a fantastic job. Freelance, globe-trotting harpooner of things.
you need to be careful with a job title and description like that.... could find yourself being a wandering designated wingman, traveling from bar to bar, "jumping on grenades", "taking one for the team", "harpooning strange, monstrous, and exotic creatures like narwhals, or Sasquatch or zombies."

might not be as glamorous as it first sounded on paper
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:11 AM   #266
 
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you need to be careful with a job title and description like that.... could find yourself being a wandering designated wingman, traveling from bar to bar, "jumping on grenades", "taking one for the team", "harpooning strange, monstrous, and exotic creatures like narwhals, or Sasquatch or zombies."

might not be as glamorous as it first sounded on paper
Very sound advice here.
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:12 AM   #267
 
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ooh, plagiarism....
i was searching to see if things in here would return results on google
(to be fair, i was searching to see if google found this thread because i was also intending to plagiarize this as well, including E's line, lol)

very funny nonetheless

and found this

Is there a such job as freelance harpooner? Just someone on call who is an expert at harpooning strange, monstrous, and exotic creatures like narwhales, or Sasquatch or zombies. That would be a fantastic job. Freelance, globe-trotting harpooner of things. Granted, it's not as grand a vision as being a rich oil baron who eats steak in his own personal bowling alley, or as globally important as being the tech support guy for POTUS’s “nuclear football” but it's still pretty damned good. Less good? These six stereotypical "guy jobs" selected by the folks at wallstreetfighter.com, who inadvertently reveal a deep truth that the Peter Pan books never touched on: Childhood fantasies don't pay very well.
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:33 AM   #268
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:15 PM   #270
 
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I'm disappointed...you tried to pawn that off on us like it was yours...such blatant disregard lol
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:34 PM   #271
 
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For shame...
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Old 03-28-2010, 10:22 AM   #272
 
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Lol, I saw it, thought it was funny as hell, and posted it. I was googling "harpoon"

That was a striaght copy/paste.. I suppose I should have put it in quotes or something.. I read it and thought, "that'll go well in the random thought generator".. So yeah... Credit to that guy, whoever the hell it was.
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Old 03-28-2010, 06:16 PM   #273
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haha the first thing i thought of when i read the whole harpooner thing was someone wanted a job killing fat girls lol. i want in on that job.
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Old 03-28-2010, 06:56 PM   #274
 
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Lol, I saw it, thought it was funny as hell, and posted it. I was googling "harpoon"

That was a striaght copy/paste.. I suppose I should have put it in quotes or something.. I read it and thought, "that'll go well in the random thought generator".. So yeah... Credit to that guy, whoever the hell it was.

we are going to need a video speech of you apologizing.
otherwise, you dont mean it. lol.
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Old 03-28-2010, 07:03 PM   #275
 
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it was funny... does it really matter where it came from???
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