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reckedracing · 11-18-2009, 10:32 AM

THE PERFECT HUSBAND.......

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked.."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . . . the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand because it's really what you want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

2000Si · 11-18-2009, 11:08 AM

bwahahaha

efhondakid · 11-18-2009, 11:13 AM

Haha thats awesome.

Type R Haitian · 11-18-2009, 11:17 AM

LOLOL nice!

95b16coupe · 11-18-2009, 11:23 AM

*chuckle chuckle*

B · 11-18-2009, 11:26 AM

INJEN78 · 11-18-2009, 11:30 AM

lmao pretty good

E_SolSi · 11-18-2009, 11:37 AM

Taco15 · 11-18-2009, 02:18 PM

love it. just love it.

rep for making me chuckle

hondarin · 11-18-2009, 11:11 PM

i saw that ending a mile away

Speedracer228 · 11-19-2009, 10:39 AM

funny, there is a commercial of this joke somewhere.....

Drake · 11-19-2009, 11:04 AM

hahaha I like it.

reckedracing · 11-19-2009, 01:25 PM

woot, 2 silver stars...
gotta get that gold

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11-18-2009, 11:08 AM	#2
2000Si 2265787829 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 360. Age: 27 Posts: 11,845 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: Refer to my name, dumbass. Rep Power: 367	bwahahaha

11-18-2009, 11:13 AM	#3
efhondakid My name is Byron. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Akron-Canton, Ohio Age: 20 Posts: 5,631 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: 89' DX Hatch w/B16 Rep Power: 241	Haha thats awesome.

11-18-2009, 11:17 AM	#4
Type R Haitian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: rockland NY Posts: 190 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 17	LOLOL nice!

11-18-2009, 11:23 AM	#5
95b16coupe Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ct Posts: 3,021 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 308	chuckle chuckle

11-18-2009, 11:26 AM	#6
B Administrator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: down in the villiage area Age: 29 Posts: 8,651 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe 2.0t Track Edition, 2000 Dakota Rep Power: 481	nice

11-18-2009, 11:30 AM	#7
INJEN78 ¿GANGSTA GREMLIN? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: CT(860) VT(802) Age: 21 Posts: 8,200 iTrader: 7 / 100% Ride: 91 CRX si Rep Power: 241	lmao pretty good

11-18-2009, 11:37 AM	#8
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11-18-2009, 02:18 PM	#9
Taco15 I wear stretchy pants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tallahassee Fl Age: 25 Posts: 5,199 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: chevy s-10 Rep Power: 234	love it. just love it. rep for making me chuckle

11-18-2009, 11:11 PM	#10
hondarin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas; where else? Age: 24 Posts: 820 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1992 H22A Accord EX Rep Power: 36	i saw that ending a mile away

11-19-2009, 10:39 AM	#11
Speedracer228 ...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 24 Posts: 1,596 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 31	funny, there is a commercial of this joke somewhere.....

11-19-2009, 11:04 AM	#12
Drake Llama Hunter Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South Eastern, WA Age: 23 Posts: 4,090 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1991 CRX DX/ZC 5spd Rep Power: 341	hahaha I like it.

11-19-2009, 01:25 PM	#13
reckedracing TTIWWOP Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 845 Area, NY Age: 30 Posts: 15,620 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda Rep Power: 463	woot, 2 silver stars... gotta get that gold

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