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jeffie7 · 05-12-2006, 10:21 PM

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new
Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is
partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their
ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his
hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to
lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise
arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories
dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height,
programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation
system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

Top 10 Reasons Sportbikers Don't Wave:

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement
and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the
socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want
to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits
prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back

10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod,
XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!.
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

And Finally...

Top Ten reasons Metric Cruiser Riders don't wave back

10. New leather jacket was purchased at the same size as suit jacket.
9. Didn't know that the bike wouldn't fly off the road if left hand was
removed.
8. Was looking at the handle bars wondering what accessory could mount
where.
7. Was wildly grasping at some valve under seat. (3.7 gals BAH!)
6. Rider was actually pulling up black socks and pulling down on jeans
trying to close a few air gaps.
5. Rider was too caught up in reciting his mantra 'Left hand clutch'
'Right hand Gas AND Front brake' 'Left foot Gears' 'Right foot Rear
brake' 'And for Gods sake Both feet down at light'.
4. Waved after you went by. You just thought they didn't wave.
3. Was searching GPS to find local Bike wash.
2. Rider wasn't really waving, was doing wind airfoil test with hand and
arm.
1. Rider was involved in trying to get new throttle stop to STOP.

MikeBergy · 05-13-2006, 05:34 AM

Awesome. I hate it when prick riders don't wave back, lamos.

TurboMirage · 05-13-2006, 09:31 AM

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Slammed90Lude · 05-13-2006, 02:42 PM

HEY!

I take offense because I wave to EVERYONE and half the time, it's the guys on the rockets that don't do shit back

jeffie7 · 05-14-2006, 01:49 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Slammed90Lud e @ May 13 2006, 02:42 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
HEY!

I take offense because I wave to EVERYONE and half the time, it's the guys on the rockets that don't do shit back
[/b][/quote]

Why do you take offense? it covers all riders.

MikeBergy · 05-14-2006, 05:36 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jeffie7 @ May 13 2006, 10:49 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Slammed90Lud e @ May 13 2006, 02:42 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
HEY!

I take offense because I wave to EVERYONE and half the time, it's the guys on the rockets that don't do shit back
[/b][/quote]

Why do you take offense? it covers all riders.
[/b][/quote]

No it doesn't... just the jerkoff riders.

Speedracer228 · 05-14-2006, 09:30 AM

werd,

I dont discriminate with the wave, but 99% of the time if someone doesnt wave back to me its bc there on a harley and im on a silly rice rocket

the other 1% are the people who dont know there supposed to and are so stiffened up, they'll die if they take a hand off lol

TurboMirage · 05-14-2006, 04:02 PM

right.

ill be on my 79 yamaha seca and the harley and old bike guys will wave... the crotch rocket guys wont. fuckers.

05-12-2006, 10:21 PM	#1
jeffie7 My Vtec is biger then urs Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Maryland Age: 26 Posts: 9,163 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 283	Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back 10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty. 9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm. 8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for. 7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off. 6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos. 5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley. 4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda. 3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else. 2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet. 1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms. Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back 10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture. 9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip. 8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm. 7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him. 6. The espresso machine just finished. 5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved. 4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer. 3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen. 2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system. 1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard. Top 10 Reasons Sportbikers Don't Wave: 10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to. 9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond. 8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear. 7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket. 6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips. 5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank. 4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal. 3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops. 2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies. 1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on. Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back 10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm. 9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form." 8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement. 7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat. 6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone. 5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!. 4. Wires from Gerbings is too short. 3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW. 2. You haven't been properly introduced. 1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture. And Finally... Top Ten reasons Metric Cruiser Riders don't wave back 10. New leather jacket was purchased at the same size as suit jacket. 9. Didn't know that the bike wouldn't fly off the road if left hand was removed. 8. Was looking at the handle bars wondering what accessory could mount where. 7. Was wildly grasping at some valve under seat. (3.7 gals BAH!) 6. Rider was actually pulling up black socks and pulling down on jeans trying to close a few air gaps. 5. Rider was too caught up in reciting his mantra 'Left hand clutch' 'Right hand Gas AND Front brake' 'Left foot Gears' 'Right foot Rear brake' 'And for Gods sake Both feet down at light'. 4. Waved after you went by. You just thought they didn't wave. 3. Was searching GPS to find local Bike wash. 2. Rider wasn't really waving, was doing wind airfoil test with hand and arm. 1. Rider was involved in trying to get new throttle stop to STOP. __________________ www.handsonkitchen.com www.dogurday.com www.jeffnortham.com

05-13-2006, 09:31 AM	#3
TurboMirage Running on two cylinders Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southbridge, MA Age: 25 Posts: 18,155 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2000 Mitsubishi Lancer RPW E5 Coupe Rep Power: 338	[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/withstupid.gif[/img] __________________ Home of the RPW built 2000 Lancer CC Coupe. See what is done to the little Evo5. "If you don't like what I've done with my car, I will gladly refund all the money you put into it."

05-14-2006, 01:49 AM	#5
jeffie7 My Vtec is biger then urs Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Maryland Age: 26 Posts: 9,163 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 283	<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Slammed90Lud e @ May 13 2006, 02:42 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'> HEY! I take offense because I wave to EVERYONE and half the time, it's the guys on the rockets that don't do shit back [/b][/quote] Why do you take offense? it covers all riders. __________________ www.handsonkitchen.com www.dogurday.com www.jeffnortham.com

05-14-2006, 04:02 PM	#8
TurboMirage Running on two cylinders Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southbridge, MA Age: 25 Posts: 18,155 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2000 Mitsubishi Lancer RPW E5 Coupe Rep Power: 338	right. ill be on my 79 yamaha seca and the harley and old bike guys will wave... the crotch rocket guys wont. fuckers. __________________ Home of the RPW built 2000 Lancer CC Coupe. See what is done to the little Evo5. "If you don't like what I've done with my car, I will gladly refund all the money you put into it."


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05-13-2006, 02:42 PM	#4
Slammed90Lude Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: milford, PA Age: 24 Posts: 3,748 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 51	HEY! I take offense because I wave to EVERYONE and half the time, it's the guys on the rockets that don't do shit back

05-14-2006, 09:30 AM	#7
Speedracer228 ...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 24 Posts: 1,596 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 30	werd, I dont discriminate with the wave, but 99% of the time if someone doesnt wave back to me its bc there on a harley and im on a silly rice rocket the other 1% are the people who dont know there supposed to and are so stiffened up, they'll die if they take a hand off lol

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