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jeffie7 · 01-27-2005, 02:10 AM

First off if you haven't heard about the rake joke I Knee the Rake check this page out

http://www.shooshtime.com/flash/showit.php?id=510

Now heres the same joke well kinda....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".

The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.

The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"

The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

Battle Pope · 01-27-2005, 11:28 AM

That's dumb. :P

MaaseyRacer · 01-27-2005, 01:38 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is great.

01-27-2005, 02:10 AM	#1
jeffie7 My Vtec is biger then urs Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Maryland Age: 26 Posts: 9,163 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 283	First off if you haven't heard about the rake joke I Knee the Rake check this page out http://www.shooshtime.com/flash/showit.php?id=510 Now heres the same joke well kinda.... A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!" The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming." __________________ www.handsonkitchen.com www.dogurday.com www.jeffnortham.com

01-27-2005, 01:38 PM	#3
MaaseyRacer Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: San Francisco, Ca. Posts: 2,975 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 44	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is great. __________________ 2004 Toyota Tacoma 3.4L V6 TRD Package 4WD ----------------------


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twist on an old joke... kinda