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Old 03-18-2003, 12:18 AM   #1
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WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

POLISH WOMEN:
First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong
address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to
the restaurant and then again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

LATIN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Riunite, have
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and
live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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Old 03-18-2003, 12:20 AM   #2
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So funny, I love the Latin one. SO true LOL
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LMAO nice
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Friggin hilarious!! Obviously some of our more "PC" members have yet to stumble upon this though.
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I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TYPE OF MISOGENY (SP?)
YOU ARE DEGRADING ALL WOMEN WITH THIS VILE AND VULGAR POST.

SHAME ON YOU ALL.
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haha im playing.

this was some funny, but stereotypical but true shit
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pc?
Politically Correct. I got yelled at for saying sick little monkeys, and some ass pony on here said i was being a non-pc racist. name of gupi p or something like that. he'll definetly have something to say.
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i thought i dis-liked u machine? oh well. i forgot what we were fighting about in the first place,
BUT
i do agree with you on the gupa p asswipe.....

he is a dickhole
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Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Mar 18 2003, 12:23 AM
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
white ladies don't put out after 3 it takes like 5
till the put out
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Originally posted by hcivic.com+Mar 18 2003, 01:05 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hcivic.com @ Mar 18 2003, 01:05 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-pissedoffsol@Mar 18 2003, 12:23 AM
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
white ladies don't put out after 3 it takes like 5
till the put out [/b][/quote]
and then all they do is lie there like the dead fuck they are. ok, im generalizing i know....

but my ex....i coulda dug up a corpse and had a more enjoyable time than fucking my ex.....
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PC has nothing to do with this post, it's all fucking true.
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go for the 25-27 white ladies they know how to have a good time
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PC has nothing to do with this post, it's all fucking true.
never said it wasn't, i totally agree with it. And karnash, i think it was guppie who had us arguing in the first place.
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ya that dickwad grupa p did get us going.....

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That is so true, u hit it dead on.
No more PC shit seriously, i hear that enough
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funnny stuff.

gupta's just tryin to be funny, guys. he's harmless. dont take what he says so seriously.

[edited by rixxxceboy...er nevermind what i typed]
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here's one i have from PERSONAL experience

Internet Chick from Seattle

1st date - Get a room and fuck
2nd date - Fuck then meet her dad and get Stoned with him
3rd date - there wasnt one cause i got mine... :P

B - where did you get that list anyways, that shiet is pretty funny...
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funnny stuff.

gupta's just tryin to be funny, guys. he's harmless. dont take what he says so seriously.

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i think he likes to force his opinions on people WAYYY too much, and he likes to start fights for no reason. If you say white he says black. whats the point?
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Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Mar 18 2003, 06:23 AM
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

POLISH WOMEN:
First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong
address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to
the restaurant and then again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
Wouldn't these all be "white women"?
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go for the 25-27 white ladies they know how to have a good time
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yea well i like my women around 17-18 maybe that is because that i am 18. yea thats got to be it. lol
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i think he likes to force his opinions on people WAYYY too much, and he likes to start fights for no reason. If you say white he says black. whats the point?
This may be true, but perhaps you need to realize that you are exactly the same. Just a thought.

B, that shit is hilarious.
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