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reikoshea · 07-19-2006, 11:24 PM

Yeah....sooo....a girl i used to work with just sent me this text message:

Whats the difference between a New Corvette and a pile of dead babies.

I dont have a Corvette in my garage.

Celerity · 07-19-2006, 11:25 PM

Old.

What's grosser than shovelling dead babies out of your driveway ?

Using a snowblower.

reikoshea · 07-19-2006, 11:26 PM

Well im not as....well old as you...

Celerity · 07-19-2006, 11:26 PM

What's grosser than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can ?

1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

reikoshea · 07-19-2006, 11:27 PM

lol, absolutely wonderful

Celerity · 07-19-2006, 11:34 PM

Whats the difference between a baby and an onion ?

I cry whenever I cut up an onion.

reikoshea · 07-19-2006, 11:35 PM

reikoshea · 07-20-2006, 01:29 AM

kinda killed the joke.

it's how do you make a 5 year old cry twice. you fuck her in the ass then wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

damn you....Joke killer.

ScrapinSi · 07-20-2006, 08:05 AM

Rofl! So Wrong!

TurboMirage · 07-20-2006, 09:00 AM

omgodzors!!

Turbo&Auto · 07-20-2006, 09:33 AM

Thats nasty

reckedracing · 07-20-2006, 09:59 AM

lol, awesome thread...

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head

What's red and sits in the corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.

What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.

How do you make a dead baby float?
A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.

totalburnout · 07-20-2006, 12:43 PM

What do you get when you take a scapel and cut a dead baby?

....

...

an erection.

pissedoffsol · 07-20-2006, 01:19 PM

wtf? you people are wacked

smarty009 · 07-20-2006, 04:04 PM

yea...those are some crazy jokes...lmfao...

Why did the toddler drop his lollipop?

he was hit by a truck

get_nick · 07-20-2006, 04:08 PM

a thousand hail mary's later, i still feel dirty just for reading this thread.

dohcvtec_accord · 07-20-2006, 04:36 PM

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

dohcvtec_accord · 07-20-2006, 04:37 PM

And one of the absolute worst I've ever heard:

What sounds does a baby make when you put it in a blender?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

reikoshea · 07-20-2006, 05:12 PM

.............too bold

eg6sir · 07-20-2006, 05:51 PM

someone google search dead baby and see if hondaswap is first on the list.. lol

reikoshea · 07-20-2006, 06:03 PM

theyll have to re-index again.

Silverchild79 · 07-20-2006, 06:14 PM

What's the best part of having sex with your 12 year old GF in the shower

A: When her hair is wet she looks like she's 9

What's Black and Blue and hates secks

A: The 12 year old in the trunk of my car

Airjockie · 07-20-2006, 06:15 PM

whats the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds?

there's 20 of them....

jeffie7 · 07-20-2006, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airjockie

whats the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds?

there's 20 of them....

You miss those old days in japan... =)

Weird how just the other day I was AIMing B with dead baby jokes.

importjdmcivic · 07-21-2006, 10:00 AM

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

I dont ejaculate on an apple before i eat it.

07-20-2006, 08:05 AM	#9
ScrapinSi Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,283 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 48	Rofl! So Wrong! __________________ this country is turning into a bunch of fucking pussies... if this keeps up, pretty soon we'll be singing the french national anthem. -E_SolSi

07-20-2006, 09:00 AM	#10
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07-20-2006, 09:33 AM	#11
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07-20-2006, 09:59 AM	#12
reckedracing TTIWWOP Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 845 Area, NY Age: 29 Posts: 15,381 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda Rep Power: 406	lol, awesome thread... What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave. How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin thru it's head What's red and sits in the corner? a baby chewing on razor blades. What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag. What's green and sits in the corner? The same baby a month later. What's red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. What's red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook. How do you make a dead baby float? A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby. __________________ I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

07-20-2006, 04:04 PM	#15
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07-20-2006, 12:43 PM	#13
totalburnout Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Northern NJ Age: 24 Posts: 6,203 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2006 Audi A4 Rep Power: 116	What do you get when you take a scapel and cut a dead baby? .... ... an erection.

07-20-2006, 01:19 PM	#14
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07-20-2006, 04:08 PM	#16
get_nick The G37.... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Washington State Age: 29 Posts: 9,992 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: Black G37, '07 R6 Rep Power: 266	a thousand hail mary's later, i still feel dirty just for reading this thread. __________________ I changed the page layout. let me know what you think. I need feedback. www.obamacies.com

07-20-2006, 04:36 PM	#17
dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The left lane Age: 32 Posts: 8,498 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2002 WRB Impreza WRX Rep Power: 99	What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. __________________ This space left intentionally blank.

07-20-2006, 04:37 PM	#18
dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The left lane Age: 32 Posts: 8,498 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2002 WRB Impreza WRX Rep Power: 99	And one of the absolute worst I've ever heard: What sounds does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating. __________________ This space left intentionally blank.

07-20-2006, 06:14 PM	#22
Silverchild79 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Albany, Oregon Age: 30 Posts: 6,763 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 192	What's the best part of having sex with your 12 year old GF in the shower A: When her hair is wet she looks like she's 9 What's Black and Blue and hates secks A: The 12 year old in the trunk of my car __________________ Did I just say something interesting or funny? Check out my blog for more... http://campassmore.wordpress.com/

07-20-2006, 06:15 PM	#23
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07-21-2006, 10:00 AM	#25
importjdmcivic Its the NUGE! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Johnson City, TN Posts: 408 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: Eg Rep Power: 16	Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I dont ejaculate on an apple before i eat it. __________________ Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special?.....yo....

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