Worst joke I have EVER heard

Yeah....sooo....a girl i used to work with just sent me this text message:

Whats the difference between a New Corvette and a pile of dead babies.

























































I dont have a Corvette in my garage.

Old.

What's grosser than shovelling dead babies out of your driveway ?

























Using a snowblower.

Well im not as....well old as you...

What's grosser than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can ?
























1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

lol, absolutely wonderful

Whats the difference between a baby and an onion ?
















I cry whenever I cut up an onion.

kinda killed the joke.

it's how do you make a 5 year old cry twice. you fuck her in the ass then wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

damn you....Joke killer.

Rofl! So Wrong!

omgodzors!!

Thats nasty

lol, awesome thread...

• What's funnier than a dead baby?
  A dead baby in a clown costume!

• What's funnier than a dead baby?
  A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

• How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
  The dog plays with it more.

• What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
  Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

• How do you make a dead baby float?
  Take your foot off of it's head.

• What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
  When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head

What's red and sits in the corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.

What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.

How do you make a dead baby float?
A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you get when you take a scapel and cut a dead baby?





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an erection.

wtf? you people are wacked

yea...those are some crazy jokes...lmfao...

Why did the toddler drop his lollipop?






he was hit by a truck

a thousand hail mary's later, i still feel dirty just for reading this thread.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?








You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

And one of the absolute worst I've ever heard:


What sounds does a baby make when you put it in a blender?















I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

.............too bold

someone google search dead baby and see if hondaswap is first on the list.. lol