Originally Posted by Celerity

E has a way with words, a way that should be reserved for beer ads and television show / movie premiers.

"Stop horsing around with that complete childish batshit that you call <insert competitor product name>. Grow up and be a fuckin man and buy <insert product name>. If you don't, you might as well squat to pee, candy ass"

"My name is E, and I approve this message"