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Old 09-28-2008, 06:04 PM   #26
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damn dude at least your alright... Did the cop give you any shit for riding in the rain?
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Old 09-28-2008, 06:16 PM   #27
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Nah, the cop didn't give me shit for riding. He only gave me shit when the completely CROOKED and USEROUS tow scam came up. I told the tow truck driver to basically beat it (Sure, bring it to my house. I'm not going to pay you) The cop made my bike shop (My bike shop was right around the corner) not able to touch it - said "only the town truck can touch it". Then they tried to scam me into a full cost tow. Walter and my friend jeff picked it up with a durango / trailer combo.
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Old 09-28-2008, 07:43 PM   #28
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(It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand).
i got your Jeep thing. now ive got a burning feeling every time i pee. thanks alot Celerity...<_<

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i got your Jeep thing. now ive got a burning feeling every time i pee. thanks alot Celerity...<_<

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You too? I see what's going on here. Now that you mention it, my dog has been acting funny...

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Nah, the cop didn't give me shit for riding. He only gave me shit when the completely CROOKED and USEROUS tow scam came up. I told the tow truck driver to basically beat it (Sure, bring it to my house. I'm not going to pay you) The cop made my bike shop (My bike shop was right around the corner) not able to touch it - said "only the town truck can touch it". Then they tried to scam me into a full cost tow. Walter and my friend jeff picked it up with a durango / trailer combo.
The bike was all of a mile down the road from the house. I mentioned to the tow truck driver that I had AAA, and he said in a disgusted tone, "AAA doesn't know what they're doing. They can't help you."
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Old 09-29-2008, 09:43 AM   #30
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Old 09-30-2008, 05:33 PM   #31
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Happens to the best of us. When I crashed mine wasn't as bad and I remembered to lowside it but I had similar casualties, torn hip, jacket, sliders, foot pegs, engine cover.


You got up from it, and you didn't take a hospital ride. I give it a few days until you get onto someone elses rocket.
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My Dad wrecked back in 00'. That was ugly. He was flung off his bike headlong into a guardrail at 35 mph, at least that's what they told us. He was riding alone on Ortega highway down in Cali, so there were no witness's. It was a miracle he survived. He broke his jaw and messed up his eyesight in his right eye. His helmet was shattered into 7 pieces and his bike was totaled.
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Old 10-01-2008, 09:32 AM   #33
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Update: The bike was totalled out. My burns are ok, my hip is killing me because apparently I have the physique of a 70 year old. I'm not on a cane anymore, but I'm limping . Worries me, because I'm not trying to limp.
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:00 AM   #34
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get the hip checked, that's no monkey business. sad to read about the wreck - so lighten it up with convo about your new gf?
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:40 PM   #35
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She's asked to be completely left off my online life. Nice girl though, cool as hell, total WIN.
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very cool - congrats!!
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Old 10-01-2008, 08:20 PM   #37
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very cool - congrats!!
glad ta hear your up and running again..well happily that is
goodluck uncle cel!!
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Old 10-04-2008, 04:16 AM   #38
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apparently I have the physique of a 70 year old. I'm not on a cane anymore, but I'm limping . Worries me, because I'm not trying to limp.
You're fucked. I had to use a cane for a while, and it really sucks. I think I've got the limp BECAUSE of the cane.

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Here, it's illegal not to wear gloves, jacket, pants, helmet all the time. Fortunately the cops just let the people who don't wear the gear go, Darwin's law.


Good to hear about the girlfriend. Mine is pretty much the same way. I wish you a speedy recovery.
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Old 10-05-2008, 01:29 PM   #39
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I'm no longer limping at all. I'm back to normal. The ankle burn has forced me to lock my ankle - leading to a limp. But I've stopped that as well. And my knees, back and neck immediately felt better.

So I'm back to normal - I baby my burn areas, so I'm slow to get in and out of cars. other than that, all systems are go.
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ill sell you my 79 seca for $1500
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:19 PM   #41
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God I thought that railroad tie was an 87. No thanks.
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well 57K miles, mint condition,shaft drive, no rust, and its never been down
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