Oddmanout84

So I just bought my first Honda! MAN AM I EXCITED!!!!!!11!1!!ONE!

I got it from this shady lookin' dude on the other side of town who had it posted on craigslist. Apparently its an early 80's Integra with a lot of mods done to it. And when I say a lot I MEAN IT! It looks wild!!!1 He told me it had some custom fabricated bodykit that is super rare to find anywhere, and I've never seen anything like it. The only problems he said are that the actuation solenoid for the cramshafts is broke, and the gauge is missing from the dash. As he put it, "The VTEC just won't kick in anymore, yo." He also said the motor might have a couple extra cylinders in it, whatever that means. But it sounded good. ENOUGH TALK, HOW ABOUT SOME PICS?!?!??!?

The valve cover has some strange acronym cast into it,



The PO told me it stood for "Newly Integreated Super Seamless And Neoprene - Occellating Hadron Collider". Woah, those Japanese automakers sure have a way with words, LOL! Glad they made it an acronym...

The broken (I think) VTEC solenoid:

Is there any way to fix it?

Some moar pics, this time of the sweet bodykit;






Some guy named Clayton keeps trying to tell me its a "Datsun" or something, but I'm like "Lol wut, Honda never named one of their cars after a weiner dog!" I think I know what I'm talking about!! My only problem is that I'm not good with electronics, so I don't know how to fix my VTEC. Plz halp, guys, I really want to take this baby lunch tray drifting soon!!!

K, thx!!

Airjockie

Fuck'n Newb...

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Airjockie

I think you should pull that motor and install the simple Royal Bubble 25th Dark Ebony Teal edition engine....with a snail suave shaped power adder.

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OGMatt

Go To Freds Office.

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Oddmanout84

I don't know anyone named Fred, sorry.

B

rb26 time nice ride dude

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Oddmanout84

Thanks, lol. Though an RB25DET or an L28ET is readily available to me... just can't decide which.

CAFROG

WTF? I am not sure if he's playing around or thinks it has VTEC? If he is playing around...his volume on the sarcasm is way too low for me to pick up on LMAO

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E_SolSi

i assure you its sarcasm

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95b16coupe

not a bad way to spend $10,000....

sweet ride...get that rb26 in there soon. save that engine though, it's nice and clean.

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CAFROG

I flippin' hope so...the acronym had me rolling

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805teggy

damn i tought this guy was serious about it being a honda hahaha good one

INJEN78

lmao i caught on right when he said clayton

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cjvictoria

werd... i knew it seemed kinda out of place for a noob to refer to clayton... and to the op: you gots a sweet fucking ride right there! take care of that thing.

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89' Project Civic

LMAO, had me going until the pictures. I was baffled and confused up until that point.

92stoccord

So whats your relation to Clayton?

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Ethan

eat shit. +rep

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cjvictoria

why does it matter? i just never would expect a noob ricer to know of him in any respect. therefore i thought something was out of place when i read the first post lol

ok shit my bad, i didnt realize he was asking the op

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Airjockie

I've been trying to get him to post on here...

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alEXej8

I like everything about that car except the exhaust. The rest of the car looks put together perfectly............then you have the crooked exhaust.

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awptickes

I was all ready to own some nube.

Instead I almost cried.


Nice car.

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DESPAIN

there is a guy in arlington that has almost the same car. same color and same body. never seen it up close but i have seen him drive around town. he used to eat at this mexican res. my girl used to work at. but that is a nice car....

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Oddmanout84

I agree entirely, its something that bothers me too. Its due to the fact that the full exhaust kit, which was MADE for the car, will not fit properly. It would be much easier had it been one straight large diameter pipe, but instead its one pipe that splits into two halfway under the car. This makes it much more difficult to maneuver where you want it, as any small adjustment down the line will put a slant on the two glass pack tips on the end. I must have fought with that thing for a couple days before finally getting it close to right, ending up cutting a chunk out of one pipe. Then I recently installed those new wheels at Clayton's, and the driver side rear wouldn't clear the exhaust... so I had to move it, again. So now its slanted, again... It does bother me a bit, and now that I have access to a welder and more tools I have less of an excuse to leave it like that. When I come to that bridge though I'll probably be completely modifying the whole pipe, and that way it won't hang so damn low either. And at that point, well..... new engine!

The car does need a few more things to really make it look good. Coilovers would be nice, it could stand to be lowered.

He's a friend that I met through a local car club. Like he said, he's been trying to get me to post on this forum for a while, I finally gave in.

awptickes

Have we met?

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Oddmanout84

Maybe, on another car forum. Dunno.