Valentine's Day.....

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dveit said:
While she is gone, take Hersey kisses and sprinkle them from the door all the way to the bathroom shower. Hang roses from the shower head with an attached note saying "If I kiss the ground you walk on and shower you with roses, will you be my valentine?" Attach a ring or whatever else you want with the note. Works everytime.

Remember, girls want attention, not presents most the time.
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No real relationships right now.

Just went on another date last night. Second time I've been out with this girl.

I have another one that I went on a few dates and I've canceled on and another one I'm supposed to go on a date with in the near future.

We'll see if I have anyone steady for V-day. I'd prefer that.
 
phyregod said:
A bottle of lube.

I hope she gets me a riding crop.


Seriously though, if you are going to go for a "sexually oriented" gift, get her one of these little bastards:
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AdamEveToys.com - Discreet Adult Toys for Men & Women

10 bucks. Crazy powerful little bastard. No bigger than lipstick. Mrs phyre and her friends love theirs.
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Intrigued, I don't have a girlfriend and I don't know how ethical it would be if I used it on multiple girls.
 
awptickes said:
Last year, I did something that someone on here suggested.
put hersheys kisses on the floor, leading to the shower, hung roses in the shower with a note "If I kiss the floor you walk on, and shower you with roses, will you be my valentine"

It worked pretty well.
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Here I thought I was clever handing out kisses for kisses out in the streets for Halloween back when I was in college...

That is pretty damn slick.
 
awptickes said:
Last year, I did something that someone on here suggested.
put hersheys kisses on the floor, leading to the shower, hung roses in the shower with a note "If I kiss the floor you walk on, and shower you with roses, will you be my valentine"

It worked pretty well.
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So gonna do that! Sounds great!

Thank you Sir! ;)
 
That sucks man.
 
gomezkun said:
Sadly I been diagnosed with the HSV-1 virus.
Don't know which one of my ex's or where I got it from, but sucks to be me. We shall see if I still have a gf :huh:
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WTF is HSV-1?

Herpies simplex virus - 1?

I should probably just google this...

I was accused of giving my ex HPV, except there's no male test for HPV, so its a crap shoot.
 
totalburnout said:
WTF is HSV-1?

Herpies simplex virus - 1?

I should probably just google this...

I was accused of giving my ex HPV, except there's no male test for HPV, so its a crap shoot.
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they did blood test on me and noticed I had a low count - usually caused by a virus.
They took samples of my outbreak on my cheek and sent it to lab where it came back positive for hsv-1; oral herpes.

Thankfully the worst has passed and now my skin is healing.
A lot of people actually have it and never realize it- kind of odd/funny. Cold sores is all it really is- although once that 'h' word is mentioned All the jokes and comments start flying.
 
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