SO Whats your last meal?

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Whiterabbit posted this link in the funny pic thread.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/photogallery/last-meals.html
So what would your last meal be?

I am thinking about pierogies, a Filet Mignon, salad with ranch dressing, loaded baked potato( with bacon cheese sour cream chives), a vanilla cake with chocolate frosting, a lemon meringue pie, and 6 Pepsis or Sam Adams if allowed.
 
A big heaping pile of cow shit. If i'm on death row, i'm claiming insanity. And i'll help enforce this by eating a big plate of fucking cow shit.
 
Did the wardens/officers treat me right?
If yes, I probably wouldn't have much of an appetite as my mind races with thoughts of dying.
If not, then, sticks and sticks of butter so i shit myself like crazy and they have to clean up the mess of a shitted on dead body.
 
32oz Porterhouse Medium from J. Gilberts in Glastonbury, CT, Loaded baked potato, Lobster Mac & Cheese, Sliders Hot buffalo wings as an App, carrot cheese cake, and a glass of Oban 14
 
32oz Prime Rib medium rare with lots of Au Jus, a dozen Lumpia, 2 eggs over medium, a can of corn beef hash cooked to a semi crispy texture, a pound of Bacon cooked crispy, a half dozen Krispy Kreme plain iced donuts, a 12" strawberry cheesecake, a gallon of cold Chick-fil-A sweet tea and a 6 pack of Surge.
 
big ass ribeye with fresh ground horse radish, fries, calamari, spaghetti, McDonalds coke, cold glass of milk, Vanilla ice cream, and spice cake...
 
2 chicken breasts fried with cornflake breading, 6 bbq wings, 6 garlic wings, filet mignon butterflied cooked medium, hamburger made with moose meat, cheddar cheese, lettuce tomato and pickles, mashed redskin potatoes, canned peas, stuffing, a can of root beer, a bottle of harviestoun old engine oil, and 9 inch pan of creme brulee.
 
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Last meal of all time.

Phad Thai
Chicken Wings
Ribs
Bacon, eggs, hash browns.
 
Prime Rib, Shrimp Alfredo, Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard, bucket of EX LAX. Fuck em, I'd be dead, someone else can clean that shit up.
 
Acid. 5 hits. I don't wanna know what's going on. To hell with food.
Although technically not a meal, hmmmm........yes. Pacific Northwest does have some bad ass shrooms. I also want to see plaid and laugh uncontrollably. Fond memories from a galaxy far away.
 
There's a BBQ place in Savannah, GA called Wileys. Burnt ends, brisket, and ribs. A Sweetwater variety pack. And. Fudgy the whale to top it all off. Then some more burnt ends.
 
I don't think you guys get to pick an actual restaurant. lol I'm pretty sure it's all cooked in the prison cafeteria or whatever.
 
they give you a 'sleeping' formula before they give you the hit dose, so the acid is probably a waste of time
 
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