beer...

bottles with a nipple. LOL

Next time I have bottles, I'm gonna jack my friends'.

No need to worry jackin your friends, you'll see them soon enough.

:sigh:

still kinda funny, lol.

room temp guinnes from the bottle or a glass

I didn't really drink much beer until Carlsberg in Sweden. I kinda like that beer. Guiness tastes too much like coffee to me. I don't really like Coors OR Bud, being from Colorado, that's weird because we are either supposed to like one or the other. I can however, take tequila shots like a motherfucking champ....

ohh no...memories of jello shots, vodka all different types of mixes.

A couple years ago, me a few friends bought a years worth of liquor for a normal drinker. A couple bottles of JD, couple bottles of vodka, liek 50 packages of jello, hennesy, some mixers.

Me and my friend completely killed the JD bottles. Then my girl at the time went and made us Jello shots, she was smashed too, but not nealry as drunk as us. After a few shots I puked in the hallway, then drank more.

Then we got stupid, started slap boxing or something in the hallway. And I just tackled this kid. I mean I ran from one end of the hall and just head dived into that motherfucker. Well, when we hit the ground he slip into the corner of the wall...hit the molding and split his head open. We were all just too drunk to take him to the hospital. My gf's dad was already passed out.

The next morning we brought him there to get his 8 stitches.

That's when I layed off heavy drinking.

quickly

funnel (beer pong)-prefered because of the speed to intoxication ratio. i have funnels everywhere so i ussually have one.

shotgun (hole in the bottom of a can, pop the top and drink as fast as u can) aka poor mans funnel-used in the unlikely event i find myself without a funnel. works just as well though.

32-40oz bottle-ussually some kind of miller product or old e.

12oz solo cup-ussually cool to warm keg beer(coors light, beast, keystone)

when money is good, i love to sit back with a molsen or killians. they are the best beers in my opinion. but to get drunk i dont mind the cheapest 30 in the store aka PBR, Beast, Natural Ice, Busch whatever.

what can i say... im a cheap date that always puts out.

I enjoy most beers, hell I can even tolerate 211 Malt Liquor.

But I cannot stand beast.

OMG, I can't even drink beast. Cheap...yes, nasty, without question.

I have no work tommorow. I want to get drunk but it isn;t working. I don't get it.

beer is beer when your getting wasted. if your tasting it your not drinking fast enough. but alot of times we start a party with a keg of coors light or miller light, then when everyone is pretty drunk we sneak in the cheap stuff.

after i'm drunk...I'll drink it. But normally...no

I couldn't get drunk yesterday...I was bored with absolutely nothing to do. I took like 10 shots and I wasn't drunk. I just gave up.

i prefer a dark rum with pepsi and some lemon.....

but i love heineken....but it has to be cold as fuck....but i usually dring a couple quarts of ice house

or some md 20/20

i like my beer how i like my women....




black and heavy

This si coming from the man who drinks Guinness? Nasty as shit...I think I'd rather drink a 1.40 Mickey's then Guinness!

Killian's Irish Red for the win, beer-wise.