My friday night...

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Kanned

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So it's 1am and I'm just playing the guitar, contemplating going to a friend's party that's been going on for a while when my dad slams my door open and tells me "Hurry up, put a shirt on, and drive my truck to the end of the north side of Boat Ramp road, past the guard rail!" I'm all like "Wtf? That's where we ride our bikes along the canal..." and he tells me my brother just flipped his ATV with his girlfriend on the back and he doesn't sound good. So I throw on some clothes, run out the door, jump in the truck and haul ass down a long ass dirt road.I get to the end and stop at the guard rail where there's a tiny trail on the side for bikes and atvs to get through, but no passage for anything bigger. I can see dim headlights a ways down on the waters edge, so I grab the flashlight and run as fast as I can for 1/2 mile until I make it to him. He's there with another friend and his girl(Who were doing nothing.). I look at his face and his jaw/nose looks broken, he's stumbling and can hardly speak, and blood is spewing from his face. To shorten a long ass story, I ended up running over 4 miles and carrying a girl for over a mile(Thank god she's tiny). Quite a few people showed up at the emergency room, but everyone slowly left... My dad and I kicked the newspaper's crossword puzzle's ass and we got out at 9am. The bike landed on his face and his girl bruised up her ribs, but she was all sorts of freaked out and couldn't walk(Anxiety attack or something.). His face is busted up, and he had minor surgery. Right now he's out COLD in the other room.... I can't sleep, so I got some hay and feed for the cows, now I'm bored. How were your nights? =P
 
I'm glad to hear he's okay, that must've been really scary. I'm sorry to hear about your brother... oh man... let us know what happens
 
Damn sorry kanned!
Hope all turns out well.
 
Wow, talk about interesting night. Let's see, I got my hair done, was supposed to do some tuning on my ride but couldn't find my chip burner, went to wal-mart to get some chicken and some spices to make my famous chicken fettuccini alfredo, but got there and didn't feel like cooking again, so walked around picked up casio royale and about 8 other dvd's. drove the 30 miles home, but stopped at sonic on the way to have my car oogled by all the female car hops that were working. I was like my car looks like a piece of shit, what are ya'll talking about. It's still 2 colors from me doing the front end conversion which will be converted back either next week or the week after as I finally bought the dam kit for it. I also lost one of my side skirts on the freeway the other day. So yeah I think it looks like shit but other people beg to differ. Went home planning to watch 007, but hopped on the computer for 2 hours, layed down and watch some tv and passed out.
 
What gets me is stuff like this happens everyday, yet people still don't wear helmets.

Thankfully it seems like hes gonna be fine.
Did you do any sudoku?

p.s

While you were carrying his GF did you get a quick fill? how was it?
 
Everyone was thinking it, I'm just out going enough to ask it. =)
at least I didn't ask him if he smelled his finger afterwards.... :ph34r:

:rawr: :puke: exchange the puke for rootbeer and that was me after reading your message, all over the screen and keyboard and my dam desk, good thing it's just my work computer
 
What gets me is stuff like this happens everyday, yet people still don't wear helmets.

Thankfully it seems like hes gonna be fine.
Did you do any sudoku?

p.s

While you were carrying his GF did you get a quick fill? how was it?

You bet your ass I did the sudoku... Yeah, I agree with you on the helmet thing, but I never wear a helmet while just cruising on my atv. Dirt bike on the other hand, I will wear one unless I'm just going from point a to point b.

No, there was no frisking, you perv. =P Smell my fingers? I did that the first time back in the day and never again....



watch some tv and passed out.
Were you eating rocky road ice cream out of the tub when this happened by chance?

Thanks to everyone who showed some love, he's doing alright. He's on a steady supply of pain killers...
 
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So, how is his face, you said it looked broken, but was it?



And he never said "how" he carried the GF. Lets just say they shagged for a mile.
 
So, how is his face, you said it looked broken, but was it?
Oh, the X-rays showed some extremely minor fractures, but nothing worth bracing and what not. No missing teeth, but he had to get his lips and the inside of his mouth all stitched up. When the doctor was checking it out he lifted his top lip and you could see up towards his eye sockets =(. His nose got busted up too, but not broken. His face is swollen as shit still from the impact, though.
 
So sorry to hear about your brother and his girl, Kanned. I am glad things seem to be working out. He'll need those pain meds... it's good they got him on a good supply... don't be stealing them! :p
 
sorry to hear about the accident
i was out snowmobiling yesterday, with helmet
always wear one even though they suck cause we put a friend in the ground last year from a wreck
he was wearing a helmet when he crashed but the tree didn't care

and it still cracks me up that you have cows
any of em try and stomp the shit out of you this time?
 
So sorry to hear about your brother and his girl, Kanned. I am glad things seem to be working out.
Thanks =D
He'll need those pain meds... it's good they got him on a good supply... don't be stealing them! :p
Well, I thought they were advi...... You see, I just grabbed the wrong bott.... My bad =(

sorry to hear about the accident
i was out snowmobiling yesterday, with helmet
always wear one even though they suck cause we put a friend in the ground last year from a wreck
he was wearing a helmet when he crashed but the tree didn't care
Damn good reason, sorry to hear about that.

and it still cracks me up that you have cows
any of em try and stomp the shit out of you this time?
Hahaha, you got nothin' on my cows. It's ok, I ride horses all the time, so I'm not just a dirty redneck.(Don't know if the sarcasm will be caught by "northerners" =P) Nah, I had to whip the one that's the biggest bitch, so none of them were screwing with me =O.
 
shitty man :( never ride without a helmet. it can be the difference between life and death.

glad he will make a full recovery, though!!!
 
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