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  1. Barack Obama

    Sandwiches (Sammiches)!

    For your unwavering dedication to sammiches, allow me to present
  2. Barack Obama

    If you wont take it voluntarily.....

    https://hondaswap.com/members-lounge/fuck-chuck-norris-jokes-shits-about-sammiches-now-481854/
  3. Barack Obama

    If you wont take it voluntarily.....

    Don't make me sandwich thread this bitch.
  4. Barack Obama

    Double Clutching while autocrossing?

    This turned out to be as popular as my Public Healthcare plan.
  5. Barack Obama

    Double Clutching while autocrossing?

    I declare this sandwich thread 2.0 by executive order!
  6. Barack Obama

    cheap phone providers/plans

    Just quit your job and go on welfare. I'd be more than happy to pay for your cell phone. https://www.safelinkwireless.com/EnrollmentPublic/home.aspx Hope and Change. Keep the faith, my destitute brother.
  7. Barack Obama

    8.8 earthquake in Chile

    Nah, refunds are GW's gig. Your time will be given to a middle aged black woman with 12 children and no job. She needs it more than you do.
  8. Barack Obama

    8.8 earthquake in Chile

    Unfortunately, you used up all your extra time making that post.
  9. Barack Obama

    If you wont take it voluntarily.....

    Listen guys, I know what's best for you. Just trust me on this one.
  10. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    To the winner of this contest, I will bestow our nations highest honor:
  11. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    I present... The Presidential Pardon Panini
  12. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    Now hearmeout... This, isanobvious, indication, of whatswrongwith, ourpubliceductionsystem. This man... doesn'tevenknowhowtopostapicture. Though this may be... A heinous crime. Iamgoing, to grant him, a full Presidential Pardon.
  13. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    For your continued diligence... In keeping this, threadontrack. Iawardyou... The Medal of Honor... Forpostingsandwiches, above, andbeyond... The call of duty.
  14. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    Nowlisten... Onceagain you, havemadeapost, without, a sandwich. Thishasgottastop. HowcanI, as your President, keep this thread on track... Unless, you post, picturesofsandwiches. Y'see, I love sandwiches... I don't see why, that's, sohardtounderstand.
  15. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    Thankyouallforbeinghere... There'sbeensome, speculation, about whether I am, infact, the legitimate, President, oftheUnitedStates. Letmeassureyou... ... I am. Iwouldalso, like, to pointout... that you, didn't, post a picture, ofatastysandwich. Bad form sir, I hope, inthefuture...
  16. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    Now look... I've been hearing, alotofyou, saying. That I, need, topost, apictureofasandwich... Andletmetellyou... I, couldn't, agree, more. NowIhearya... Seems cliche, thatablackman, would want, afriedchickensandwich. But lemmetellya... Fried, chicken, is, fuckindelicious.
  17. Barack Obama

    The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

    First of all... Letmesaythankyou for, your, servicetothecountry. However... You'renot posting, pictures, of, tastysandwiches. As President... OftheUnitedStates... And your Commander In Chief. I order you, topostapicture, of, a, delicioussandwich... immediately.
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