1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

05/06/03

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, May 6, 2003.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    4,623
    Likes Received:
    54
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    Wallingford, CT
    A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a
    stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented
    octopus. He can play any instrument in the world.

    He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him ... so he says he will
    wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

    A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus
    starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.

    Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet
    better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.

    A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus
    fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.

    "Ha!", the man says, "can't you play it?"

    The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to fuck it
    as soon as I get its pajamas off.
     
  2. MaaseyRacer

    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,980
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    San Francisco, Ca.
    :lol:
     
  3. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

    Messages:
    28,465
    Likes Received:
    228
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Dallas / Fort Worth, TX

    :lol:
     
  4. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

    Messages:
    49,693
    Likes Received:
    53
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Retirement Home

    :lol:
     
  5. likaciv

    likaciv Member

    Messages:
    30
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2003

    :lol:
     
  6. BlackJDMdeath

    BlackJDMdeath Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,146
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Wichita, KS

    :lol:
     
  7. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

    Messages:
    49,693
    Likes Received:
    53
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Retirement Home
    not this again... lol
     
  8. kyleirwin

    kyleirwin Retired OG

    Messages:
    2,420
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2002
    Location:
    Vegas

    ghey.
     
  9. djyox

    djyox Senior Member

    Messages:
    982
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Twin Cities, Minnesota

    :lol:
     
  10. Viperlocc_B18C1

    Viperlocc_B18C1 Senior Member

    Messages:
    115
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2003
    Location:
    Madison, WI

    :lol:
     
  11. D See 2

    D See 2 Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,405
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    Baltimore, MD

    :lol:
     
  12. sisteve

    sisteve Guest


    :lol:
     
  13. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

    Messages:
    8,433
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    The left lane

    :lol:
     
  14. FFCiv

    FFCiv Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,274
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2003

    :blink:
     
  15. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

    Messages:
    28,465
    Likes Received:
    228
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Dallas / Fort Worth, TX

    :lol:
     
  16. hatchboy

    hatchboy Sleeves+boost=Love

    Messages:
    312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2002
    Location:
    Oak Harbor/Battle ground,wa

    :p
     
  17. DazedCivic99

    DazedCivic99 Senior Member

    Messages:
    667
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    Florida

    :lol:
     
  18. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,827
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Florida

    :lol:
     
  19. DazedCivic99

    DazedCivic99 Senior Member

    Messages:
    667
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    Florida

    :lol: nice edit their afipunk
     
  20. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

    Messages:
    28,465
    Likes Received:
    228
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Dallas / Fort Worth, TX

    :lol:
     
Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page