i think my cube should win. i have mr. 'beerfarts' over the divider to my left, and the dude that sits behind me smacks his chops when he eats. is it rude to peek over the divider and say 'hey whatcha eating there, sounds reeeeeeeeally good, whatever it is.' and then give them the bird?
as for mr. beerfarts, i have a 70-shot of oust in my desk drawer; i sprayed it over the divider the last time he 'offended' me and the guy across the aisle from him busted out laughing. how was i to know it'd be about as loud as letting air out of a tire and make a huge white cloud of obnoxious outdoor scent? eh, it was still better than a beerfart. gross.
yeah, i'm the chick with the nose plugs and earbuds.