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All right, we need to get something cute and furry on this list, ASAP.
Fuck! That's actually worse! This strung-out looking thing is the aye aye lemur, which appears to have crawled its way out of the rancid vagina of a Victorian prostitute and went straight to work hiding in children's bedrooms to steal their dreams.
Actually, it lives in trees in Madagascar and uses its freakishly over-sized fingers to find grubs (the exact purpose of its goblin hair has yet to be determined). It's basically the terrifying version of a woodpecker. Unsurprisingly, Madagascan natives regard the aye aye as an unholy terror. Consequently, the damn thing is endangered and we're legally required to give a shit about it. But fuck it, the Rancor was probably endangered too.
Let's get us another furry creature, it's still better than going back to the shit with tentacles.
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Eh, I'm not one for animal nightmares. Can't recall ever having one. Generally falling or failing nightmares.
My brother has had a dream about wolves chasing him in a church for years now. We should probably figure out what that's about.