2 white boys trying to rap

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Originally posted by civicious@Nov 30 2003, 10:50 PM
b's whiter than michael jackson
maybe that's why he can't get any action
quick! somebody get him some coppertone!
he'll get a tan AND the sol running 'fore his mom gets home!
"Brian, stop that racket! The neighbors are sleeping!"
"But mom! Its not me! It's FFCiv's toast that i'm eating!
It's just so damn delicious and crunchy!"
90_accord sells enough tree's to give us ALL the muncies!
the whole board should know, i'm a broke-ass nigga
i wear faded glory cuz i can't afford hilfigga


[/weak-ass freestyle]




:blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Em style... i like....

continuing on...

Ok. Uh uh... uh uh huh huhuh uuhh uhh
stop all this bullshit and fighting in the forums
it does nothing but add to the boredom
that is this site
i'm on my 98 dirt bike
oh wait, that was moob deep
i hope that nigga's got receipt's
you best check your jimmy cap at the door
silly mother fucker's giving it raw dog to a whore
but the lure has no cure and it'll fuck with you for sure
like the sun on my back
even coperton can't handle this white ass
SFP 40, makes me feel greasy
and if it gets any worse it's going to get laid down like a shorty
up in a hurse, it's a curse
tonyd sports the rock
but just the other day we talked about how biggie couldn't be stopped
he's just another west coast mother fucker trying to play a game
east coast white mother fuckers are all insane
or pissed off,
bitches be flocking to get this cracker off
so what if they are psycho
i hit it then tell them to take a hike y0!
and FFciv, man this kids insane
he posts here under a honda name but quicksilvia is his AIM name
so which is it, dog? nissan or a honda
either way you bring it, you're crew can barely back it up like A Fish Named Wanda
I'm getting hungry and there's one more player to get
civicious be making up god damn words to try to get respect
the suffix i-o-u-s means full of
full of civic? more like full of shit
next time you try to run your mouth to the #1 crakah in town
take off your gown and pull down your panties
killer B will pound you like hard candies
and if you try to retort imma end up in court
as the DEA's try to count you's teeth and things of the sort
have a merry christmass you son of a bitch
layin 4 feet under the side of a road in a ditch
the extra two feet is cuz i got lazy
5 hot bitches rolled up in a mercedes
you were'nt worth the time to even give you a proper burial
and as for me, fucking whores gave me venerial

:D
 
well the first days are the hardest days, dont you worry anymore, cuz when life looks like easy street there is danger at your door. Will you come with me.....wooont you come with meee? whoa-hoa what i want to know-oh....will you come with me...

phew.


added a little gratefull dead to ease my pain from looking at this butchered thread....
 
Originally posted by Slammed89Integra@Nov 30 2003, 11:45 PM
here's mine.

Afi and his lame ass chops
NO one likes him and just hope his connection just dropppssss

:laff:

Oh, the irony.

I'm with Tony and Chet, the best music was clearly in the 60's, 70's, and 80's.
 
The 80's fucking sucked for music. THe early 90's grunge band era, the 60s, 70s, and some of the rock from today is good.
 
Grunge is gay, and that's coming from someone from Seattle.

80's sucked?? Billy Idol? Men without Hats? Duran Duran? Flock of Seagulls You are wrong, Jeff! :lol:
 
too many great bands to name, lol.

Ok, I am done post whoring and hijacking for tonite. Since everyone is off on a tangent here, when did Milan stop putting his name under everything?!
 
Originally posted by Jeef@Dec 1 2003, 01:12 AM
The 80's fucking sucked for music. THe early 90's grunge band era, the 60s, 70s, and some of the rock from today is good.

60's music rules, 70's rock was cool....

80's just blew....but unfortunately, i grew up on Rick Dees......untill KDAY came along in the late 80's and introduced me to rap....

Then when Nirvana came along.....I had to re-evaluate my music criteria, and suddenly discovered that good music did not have to have the words:

"im going to fucking kill you bitch crab ass motherfucker ho forty ounce crackhead"

included in it...


/Airguitar solo :mullet:
 
so u say u'r names killa B, but you aint got shit on nigga E..
I flow like none other...then I go and fuka your motha
I roll in the civ with teg motor.....then i hit the court and throw up a floater
Killa B thinks he's the shizzle....he aint got shit on nigga E and his civizzle
His sol will be fast...but as for now, him runnin his mouth he aint gon last
mad cats think they can flow....when their bitches r hittin me down low
then I pound like 17 beers.....mad kids be on my dick suckin it, like queers
Killa B your name is brian...not dan.....my raps are THE best cuz I am the man
 
everyone stop whats the racket....
thats the sound of a 240 and sol that couldn't hacket
the gsr-t is a sol thats never going to breath
i feel after this b will ask some of us to leave
well CT is the home of many hondaswaper
they all should meet up at buger king and have some whoppers
i live in the heart of minnesota where i get no love
I just swore i heard prince on walmart radio singing about a dove
its almost time for me to hit the road go
i may be a bitch but dont call me a ho, i am out yo!
 
yo all you fake ass niggy's with no hondas ..need to go get fucked by jane fonda
I bang mad sluts from CT....and all of you playas r tryin to be just liek NIgga E
Killa B and Wild Bill are mad cool......and if ya fuck wit dem you must be a fool
I drink fortys and pound whisky....i liek when sluts are mad frisky
When you see me ont he weekends I'm always cocked up....when i fuck dem hoes...i get em knocked up.....since i'm on a honda site....i should rap about...how shitty vw's r and i really doubt...that any vw's will ever be nice....i mean look at em stock, they look like rice....and they call honda drivers rice boys....vw's all look like toys....if i owned a jetta i'd shoot in the air....i'd yell at the top of my lungs...this isnt fair...that I have to drive the shittiest car made.....these cars will never get me laid....all vw's need to be brought along....and shown that all the drivers dont have a schlong....they all have 2 lips between their legs.....meanwhile...i'm gonna drink some kegs.....and end this rap on a good idea.....you may own a vw...but hey...at least it's not a kia!!! :p
 
y0, y0, check it, check it, sisteve in the hizzy
see this kid right here thinks he can rhyme
but guess what...he's just outta time.
I got the flows to get your girl on a post
just like kasper the friendly fkn ghost.
I'll be pumping out like whoa
while B's in the tub screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO
that's my girl dawg, I say no its not its your moms foo
then all is coo, till wildbill comes pimpin in the bm double u
my flows get rocked, socked, knocked up like a 13 year old chick from the block
BristAl that is, you know you can't compete with these flows
cuz im all about that and your moms pantyhoes...
 
look at si steve...ima bang his lil sister...then i'll be....the man , the myth...the mister.........he thinks his civic was fast...just cuz he had a lil chrager.....but steve...my dick is just a lil larger....now you rock a SUV...like u some VIP....but you must see, that you aint nigga E.....rollin through BristAl like we own da place....yo when that bitch tried to fuck...I said...BANG shot in the face....now we reppin dis city like its something good....but at least it aint mexico and we aint in the hood....steve done fuck wit these rymes, you cant stand up....I'm just playin s0n....what up?
 
i am from the K town where all your hoe's go to give it up and get down
and all your left with is a frown lookin like that buster ass bozo the clown
if you come thru dont act tuff cuz me and my crew we likes to get ruff
when we're thru wit you all dat be left is a bloody scuff
so call the cops have em bring there cuff's
you know where you can find me up in you girls muff
 
Originally posted by hondacivicvtec99@Dec 1 2003, 11:32 AM
look at si steve...ima bang his lil sister...then i'll be....the man , the myth...the mister.........he thinks his civic was fast...just cuz he had a lil chrager.....but steve...my dick is just a lil larger....now you rock a SUV...like u some VIP....but you must see, that you aint nigga E.....rollin through BristAl like we own da place....yo when that bitch tried to fuck...I said...BANG shot in the face....now we reppin dis city like its something good....but at least it aint mexico and we aint in    the hood....steve done fuck wit these rymes, you cant stand up....I'm just playin s0n....what up?

you think you got the rhymes to flock to my sister
she'll throw her hands up and say stop" you got no dick to suck"
then you'll go back to your clown house, crying like a baby
but its okay son, have a look around, and cry to your mother
she'll say look e, sisteve is the man, dont even bother
he'll put you in your place just like your own father

then ill pounce on your sh*t like its going out of style
you aint got the rhymes like you on 8 mile!
so i come up and throw it in yo face
dang little e, whys there come all over this place?
oh thats right, your moms' a good catch
she likes to fk and suck on my cack
so in ending im flipping the switch
little e, the little bristAl beeAtch

ya heaaaaaaaaaaard :)
 
nigga E your shit is whack your shit weak
why are you even on the internet
I thought your moms grounded you last week
teh more you flow the more you speak
the mystery we all seek is that your really not a nigga, E
 
It's all good, it's all right...I fuck all day, I fuck all night...I call on your bitches, southington to bristal, even you sister suckin me off with a lil crystal.....madd flows comin from these lips....i like stickin my dick between your sisters hips.....killa B wants to hit dat 2....your next son...just clean off my goo....ima make her scream "fuck me more" instead I'ma call her a fucking whore...na I'm just playin....i am a gentleman, i open doors, like i open lips, you cant fuck wit dis..cuz my shits all that, i'll smack u in the teeth, hit you with a bat....i'm like tweety bird cuz i tawt i taw your sisters puddy cat....I DID DID.....and she sucked me off like flippin a lid....They call me nigga E, the kid...last week i called your sister, she called me back like"you phoned", yea...i phoned, just to let you kno that si steve....you just got own3d :D
 
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