2 white boys trying to rap

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Don't tell me you're serious with this shit!
Send your rhymes with michael jackson, they need a face lift!
You sad ass people with these fake ass rhymes,
Sit down in your seats, its maliwho's time.
Yes I'm white, No I can't fight,
Oh yeah sisteve, your sisters really tight!
Ha Ha Just Playin', But listen to what I'm sayin'
You want me to stop? On your knees, start prayin'.
I've got rhymes, every pound and every ounce,
to make hondaswap make their fucking heads bounce.
Now lets straighten this up, you want to hate on peoples cars?
Your fucking car runs like a fat kid with Sars.
Damn I'm good, I should take this professional,
Like you while you are in church and masterbate in the confessional.
I don't really care what you do on your time,
But I hope its better next time when you try to bust a line.
I've been on here flowing these rhymes for a while,
I've got to clean it up, you fucks have no fucking style!
I'll leave you the stage, Its time for a switch,
Just don't try to fuck with me next time you open your mouth bitch.
 
when ever i think of something to write up in my head
when it comes to write it down my mind goes blank its dead
mali drops ryhmes like he's off the streets of cali
i love to drive my car as if i am in a rally
my best friend is from texas you know down in the valley
this rhyme dont make sence
i think i am going to run in to a fence
 
Run into a fence? Thats some crazy shit!
Put the bong down, you don't need another hit!
Thanks for the compliment, I'm glad you like my style,
Now I'll take my arkansas ass back to the 8 mile.
 
you all keep bowing down to Mali like he's fucking l33t
if you all only knew his real name was pete
he gets crushed like grass cuz i'm wearing the cleats
but you won't think it's neat until you get beat by the 860 white boy sittin' in this seat
i like meat, but that don't mean i don't like vegies
you remind me of the kid in school who walked around with wedgies
shit stains up your shorts
your pathetic come-backs are hardly a retort
and yet here were are, chillen at MY resort
silly Trailer Park Pimp driving around a ford escort
its quarter past 10 and i don't want to go to work
shit up there makes me go bezerk
so much pain hangin over me lurk
all i want to do is call my boss a jerk

but instead i'll sit there like Peter Gibbons
all up in my cubicle bounded by ribbons
or is it blue tape? fuck i can't escape
surounded on 3 sides by cardboard and felt
just gotta play the cards i've been dealt

you know what i'd do if i had a million dollars?
i'd tell the bare naked ladies to shut the fuck up and make them eat dog collars
brian wilson was a faggot and i don't care if he was in bed
sing one more song about that mother fucker and you'll wind up dead
 
i like bare naked ladies but that last part was funny
 
Ugh, your rhymes are weak, you call these fierce?
If this thread continues, I'll stab you worse than Paul Pierce!
 
ugh ugh...check it...yo
look at killa b thinks he can rhyme
but in reality he's just runnin his mouth like he commited a crime
I dont mean to hate on my man B
but all of you need to relaize you cant fuck with nigga E
Did anyone see that kids maxima site
his car is really ghey and it makes me wanna fight
way to photoshop and look like u have a girl
even though your car makes me wanna hurl
Sisteve your sister was caught last night givin me head
but I'll take your money, your cars and your bitches instead
Then I'll bring em to my house to show em my waterbed
They had complaints about your dick cuz it acted like it was dead
Maybe people need to figure out that you cant fuck with bristal or nigga e
as I end this reply like a fat bitch goin to a buffet with no money
she pounds the food like i do your sisters pussy

oh and 92civiccx, nice 70 horsepower
I'll fuck your shit up and make u cower
your car aint shit and you think u can rhyme
your car looks like it's only worth one dime
na i'm just playin though
I'd rather hate on vw's cuz i hate them so
plus i have other things to do like fuckin them hoes
 
y0 y0, check it, check it, here we go, y0, here we go y0

alright i see the competitions back, wack, going down to suck my nutsack
well guess what maliWHOOOO?, bubb rubb says whatup and WOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
your rhymes are aight, almost even tight
to bad sisteve's up in here putting up a fight

e ah e ah ut ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my rhymes are on track with the likes of s.....n....... double 0 p
you guys will never be able to compete with me
1 gun 2 gun 3 gun 4, sisteve's knocking your door
i bust in and hit your girl on the floor.
dam she's fine, i think ill treat her to a little wine
dont be mad, she said its all ova, i had my fun, ill just go see the nun
its okay, I know I got the flows
dont cry, just go blow your nose!

e ah e ah ut ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
You mother fuckers must be on crack.
Guess what bitches? Maliwho's back.
Thinking you can take the stage away from me?
You need more than those broke rhymes, hate to say it B.
I'll hit you with my lyrics, make you fall and leave no trace,
this is how the mother fucker puts you bitches in your place.
I don't like to hate on people, but this time I intend it,
I'll have made half you bitches cry by the time I click "Send It."
I don't know what to say about PissedoffSol,
But my Dick turned your girl into a PissedoffHole.
You can say Pissedoffsol all you fucking want,
But your car amounts to a pissedoff fucking cunt.
You may own hondaswap, but you know whats really True?
Deny it all you want, but Maliwho ownz YOU.
These people kiss your ass, and yes B, you know this,
after all the ass to lips these fuckers have ass-halitosis.
I don't really give a shit, you can fucking ban me,
I expect it after this post, I don't see how you could stand me...
How one fucking member all the way in the Mid-West,
Could put you prick ass fuckers to the mother fucking test.
I am almost done, I'm about to leave,
but first I've got to leave a few words with this bitch named SiSteve.
Looky here man, you should really just listen,
You try to battle it out, like your girl battles my fisting.
I don't under stand why you keep on trying to bring it,
When you read my shit, follow along and try to sing it...
I've got snoop dogg saying my shit is off the Heezy,
While I've got Gary Coleman saying your mom is fucking sleezy.
Man I forget how this lyric shit is fun,
Let me rag on B one more time, then I will be done....
You said that I've been mowed, and you have your cleats on,
But my kind of lyrics are the type you beat your meat on.
And by the way, B, my real name is Brock,
Pete must be the guy that made you take his fucking Cock.
 
haha, this dood maliwho comes up to the table
brings the ish back like he is mark gable
where's aesop? He wants to teach you a fable
pissedoffsol got owned pretty bad, ya know thats pretty sad
but guess what, he's my boy, and just for that i think ill make your girl beg for my big fat toy
you dont know what you started...
come to think of it...rizzo just farted
the battle has just begun, this is going to be quite fun
owning you will be my next goal, maybe you'll show up as the ABC mole?
oh noes, i think your MeGAhUrtz were stoeled...
whats a boy to do, you think your so bold?
keep bringing the lyricist battle, we'll keep knocking you down like cattle.
this homeboy right here thinks he owns the swap with his flows
jessica simpson's so dumb, she dont even know how to get to lowe's
gary coleman is the man dawg, dont even start it
you wish you could have the same talent as me, cuz im the sh*t
richard simmons called and said to tell you your rhymes are wack
he also said he loves your ball sack
so go walk your a$$ back to the ak 8 mile
im chillen right here with your girl and a big ol' smile.
 
Oh snap, sisteve brought his guns!
You rap about as good as a group of fucking nuns.
You say you took my girl, you really thought you had it!
But Sisteve, everyone here still thinks you are a faggot!
You think its funny blabbering off all these lies,
I don't care about my girl, I mean your Dick Size.
You can talk all you want about your little 2 inch penis,
(Your girl already told me, but we will keep this secret between us.)
When you write these words, do you ever stop to read them?
I should kill your parents, no one should ever breed them.
Jessica Simpson, Man, who are you tring to dis?
Don't forget who your fucking with, cause bitch, you ain't this.
Not now not ever, I don't know what you're about
Its like you're trying really hard to rap, but man, nothings coming out.
So next time you want to flip your tongue and try to rock the mic,
Try to act like a hip hop artist, not a pussy eating dyke.
Next time you want to talk shit, you'll here my 9 go click,
Want to learn to rhyme? Call 1-800-Suck My Dick.
 
do all raps start out with check it out yO', or YO YO YO YO, rap isn't my first choice in music. So sorry to bash it.
 
uh check it....ok....letss goooooo
look at all you fucks, tryin rap to eachother
when really you look like your tryin to be lovers
maliwho dissin pissedoff and sisteve
but maliwho it's really time for you to leave
your rhymes might be straight maybe even tight
but the way your talkin your gonna cause a fight
and sol and steve will roll over you
like when i fuck your bitch and blow my goo
right in her twat and knock her up
then i'll fuck her in her ass and piss in a cup
cuz u kno who dis is and u cant fuck wit me
and when me, sol and steve r rollin u better duck from me
many cats try and flow but u cant fuck wit this official y0
maliwho you dont even own your car you kno it got loned
cuz you a beyotch and you just got own3d
uh check it.....i'm out riiiiighttt....we out......
:boxing:
 
Look at this bitch, hondacivic99!
Trying to back up your homies, now bitch you are mine....
You think your cheezy comeback is really going to work?
Go get SiSteve and B and have a circle jerk.
You come out of nowhere, and try to play this game,
I'm maliwho bitch, you better know my name.
Remember that shit, cause you're going need it,
while you watch me fuck your girl, you can sit there, cry and beat it.
I'll take the mic away and snap you like a nestle cruntch,
while I'm backing up your girl with a fucking donkey punch.
I'll leave her out of this, she's just an innocent slut,
And yes, its my fault why she likes it up the butt.
You can take your girl, and have a nice life,
but remember man, you can't make a ho a housewife.
Don't fuck with me son, you will get splattered and shattered,
while my bank account will get fatter and fatter
Its fake ass fucks like you that try to gang up on this,
when the only gang banging is my homies and your bitch.
You want to talk about cars, and I've got mine on loan?
Geo Metros don't count bitch, leave your car alone.
The first lines you spit, you say you want me to leave?
I will when I'm done, bitch, please believe.
But before I go, I'm going leave my mark,
I will hit this track running and leave your ass in park.
From reading your lyrics, it sounds like you are on chronic,
Or perhaps when you were young you needed hooked on phonics?
Learn to spell, Maybe learn to read,
then you might just realize not to fuck with me!
I don't take this shit serious, rapping is just a hobby,
But still you silly fuckers just can't seem to stop me.
You and Steve and B can all raise up your white flags,
and I will quit hating on you white fags.
Sorry, There really isn't much more that I can say,
but enjoy your circle jerk, and admit that you're gay!
 
you guys have to much free time
so im not gonna waste any of mine

:lol: :p
 
we may be in the circle jerk, but we be pros
we'll cum on the cookie and feed it to your bro's
maybe if you're nice we'll just feed 'em oil
20 weight or 30 weight, shit don't boil

you keep using lines from other fucking rappers
least you could do is come up with your own shit on the crapper
if i wanted to hear dre, id put in a cd and call it a day
but to all our dismay those are the only words you seem to say
so here i am motherfucker, calling you out
i'll gut you like a fish and mount you on my wall like a trout
a fish is the only scale you know
this musical thing left your mind from the blow

speaking of, ask your mom hows shes doin'
sniffed too many lines she was hollerin' and hootin'

if you come back one more time with a lame line from 92
i'll just point and laugh and post this picture of you

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