2 white boys trying to rap
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haha, maliwho comes back with a literal owning
i just had to laugh cuz im with his girl moaning
i will admit he does have some rhymes
but once again, you shoudl go join the circus of mimes
the white flags rep as they waive in the breezy
don't count us out as we to far into this sheezy
oh snap, looks whos coming back, i just woke up from a nap
i do have to agree that hondacivicvteCh is on the chronic
he thinks his girl and I are strictly plutonic
one pump, two pump, three pump ooops
his mom just brought me some fruit loops
you should see this kid son,
two drinks and the kid is no fun
passed out on the floor, hittin up the pillow with a big ol' s.n.o.r.e!
one question though dawg, whats up with your avatar?
you like to yank the crank, or crank the yank?
who are you? johnny depp, bout to jump off the plank?
dont do it son, your competition is still wanted
dont worry dawg, hondaswap's not haunted
guess who's back, back again, sisteve's back, back again, sisteve's back, sisteve's back da nana na na na
i just had to laugh cuz im with his girl moaning
i will admit he does have some rhymes
but once again, you shoudl go join the circus of mimes
the white flags rep as they waive in the breezy
don't count us out as we to far into this sheezy
oh snap, looks whos coming back, i just woke up from a nap
i do have to agree that hondacivicvteCh is on the chronic
he thinks his girl and I are strictly plutonic
one pump, two pump, three pump ooops
his mom just brought me some fruit loops
you should see this kid son,
two drinks and the kid is no fun
passed out on the floor, hittin up the pillow with a big ol' s.n.o.r.e!
one question though dawg, whats up with your avatar?
you like to yank the crank, or crank the yank?
who are you? johnny depp, bout to jump off the plank?
dont do it son, your competition is still wanted
dont worry dawg, hondaswap's not haunted
guess who's back, back again, sisteve's back, back again, sisteve's back, sisteve's back da nana na na na
Now Now SiSteve, no need to rag on Special ED,
As far as you know, he could be your fucking dad!
You know why I think that? I see it in your raps,
Only a special ed kid could come up with that crap.
And I notice the bottom, copying Eminem?
You'd have to be a fag if you try to copy him.
That little beat from Slim Shady's not the trick,
from the sound of your girl, we should name you Slim Dick.
I think the mid 90's is where you should of had your career,
Thats when it was socially acceptable to be a fucking queer.....
Now I don't really know you, so don't take this serious,
Cause you will find these rhymes like mine make peeps delirious.
Yes, B, it sounds like busta rhymes,
Don't worry about it, its been said a thousand times.
SiSteve, keep practicing, this is all for a little fun,
who knows, you might be good when all this shit is done?
As far as you know, he could be your fucking dad!
You know why I think that? I see it in your raps,
Only a special ed kid could come up with that crap.
And I notice the bottom, copying Eminem?
You'd have to be a fag if you try to copy him.
That little beat from Slim Shady's not the trick,
from the sound of your girl, we should name you Slim Dick.
I think the mid 90's is where you should of had your career,
Thats when it was socially acceptable to be a fucking queer.....
Now I don't really know you, so don't take this serious,
Cause you will find these rhymes like mine make peeps delirious.
Yes, B, it sounds like busta rhymes,
Don't worry about it, its been said a thousand times.
SiSteve, keep practicing, this is all for a little fun,
who knows, you might be good when all this shit is done?
as far as im concerned maliwhOO
your last rap sounded like it came from the box of a little debbie HOO HOO
i think your starting to slack
cuz by far, that last rap was wack
your rhymes previously where almost top notch
however you just got punched in the face, and you have a big blotch
hey, hold on, let me clean that up for you so you can live
oh wait, not gonna do it, i heard you got the hiv
that sucks dawg, you must look up to mj
michael johnson that is, i heard you two were rolling in the hay
what you doing dawg, arent you married?
did you just pull a kobe? a clinton? a bill marry?
cheatin's no good son...i think you just got barried
don't worry, I'll take care of your girl, your mom, and your car
we'll come to visit you, your not that far
six feet unda is a short distance to go
especially when, your a$$ works as a hoe!!!!
your last rap sounded like it came from the box of a little debbie HOO HOO
i think your starting to slack
cuz by far, that last rap was wack
your rhymes previously where almost top notch
however you just got punched in the face, and you have a big blotch
hey, hold on, let me clean that up for you so you can live
oh wait, not gonna do it, i heard you got the hiv
that sucks dawg, you must look up to mj
michael johnson that is, i heard you two were rolling in the hay
what you doing dawg, arent you married?
did you just pull a kobe? a clinton? a bill marry?
cheatin's no good son...i think you just got barried
don't worry, I'll take care of your girl, your mom, and your car
we'll come to visit you, your not that far
six feet unda is a short distance to go
especially when, your a$$ works as a hoe!!!!
ed and dad don't even fucking rhyme
why did i even bother to waste my time
face it, you're out of ideas
i've seen straighter guys than you fucking steers
all you arkansas peeps best stay together
its going to rain bullets in unpredictible weather
why don't you give it up and pass the mike to someone more clever
me and steve be rocking 8-6-0 together
your lines are weak like your name brock
if i didn't know any better i'd say you suck cock
but its ok to come off as a fag
one silly queer about to get up tagged
to correct you on your own line that you fucked up
SiSteve's dad is Al Gore, member of the Presidents' cup
once again, i kindly ask you to pass the mic :sleep:
Good job sisteve, I think you're getting better,
But your girl still wants my dick, so I think I better let her,
Lets look at your last rap, and fix it a bit,
that way it will make sence, and not sound like shit.
First off, Michael Johnson? Magic Johson Maybe?
Get it right or I'll shake you like a Michael Jackson baby.
Second step, Me? Married, Hell No!
I'll say it again, your girls not a housewife, she's a hoe.
My last rhymes were weak, yes, I'll admit it,
but still, your rhymes just couldn't out whit it!
Its not every day, that I will give you a chance,
But with your girl, it was over when I dropped my pants.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of your girl, your mom, and your car"
You can't move here! We don't have Gay Bars!
I wonder why you guys even try to lyrically attack,
But you do, cause you want to see what I will write back.
Then you can take my rhymes, kinda mix them around,
Go somewhere else, and put that shit down
Its ok, go ahead, theres no copyright laws,
I say what I think, and man its gotta take balls.
Yo SiSteve, your rhymes are almost there,
So I'll give these silent bitches on Honda Swap a stare.
I've said some shit on here to you and to B,
to make these other mother fuckers glad that they aren't me.
B's already said it you guys, get off his nuts,
Just to make him happy you fucks would take it in the butt.
I don't care who he is, and I don't care what he drives,
I'm just sick of all people with these lame ass lies.
You slow Rice driving fucks, you want your car to be quicker?
Invest in something better than an APC sticker.
There are a few people here that are actually fast,
due to the rice stereotype, they are always put last.
I don't give a fuck about wings and body kits,
I'd like to kill the fucker that invented that shit.
I'm really wanting to see what everyone else has to say,
So I'm going to step back, and watch you other fuckers play.
I give mad props out to SiSteve and B,
They did good, for battling with me.
Now lets see who's the next batter up,
yo B, wheres the Bacardi, I need to fill up my cup! Haha
But your girl still wants my dick, so I think I better let her,
Lets look at your last rap, and fix it a bit,
that way it will make sence, and not sound like shit.
First off, Michael Johnson? Magic Johson Maybe?
Get it right or I'll shake you like a Michael Jackson baby.
Second step, Me? Married, Hell No!
I'll say it again, your girls not a housewife, she's a hoe.
My last rhymes were weak, yes, I'll admit it,
but still, your rhymes just couldn't out whit it!
Its not every day, that I will give you a chance,
But with your girl, it was over when I dropped my pants.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of your girl, your mom, and your car"
You can't move here! We don't have Gay Bars!
I wonder why you guys even try to lyrically attack,
But you do, cause you want to see what I will write back.
Then you can take my rhymes, kinda mix them around,
Go somewhere else, and put that shit down
Its ok, go ahead, theres no copyright laws,
I say what I think, and man its gotta take balls.
Yo SiSteve, your rhymes are almost there,
So I'll give these silent bitches on Honda Swap a stare.
I've said some shit on here to you and to B,
to make these other mother fuckers glad that they aren't me.
B's already said it you guys, get off his nuts,
Just to make him happy you fucks would take it in the butt.
I don't care who he is, and I don't care what he drives,
I'm just sick of all people with these lame ass lies.
You slow Rice driving fucks, you want your car to be quicker?
Invest in something better than an APC sticker.
There are a few people here that are actually fast,
due to the rice stereotype, they are always put last.
I don't give a fuck about wings and body kits,
I'd like to kill the fucker that invented that shit.
I'm really wanting to see what everyone else has to say,
So I'm going to step back, and watch you other fuckers play.
I give mad props out to SiSteve and B,
They did good, for battling with me.
Now lets see who's the next batter up,
yo B, wheres the Bacardi, I need to fill up my cup! Haha
This is how it is? You fucks aren't worth my time,
You're like a bunch of crack whores sucking dick for a dime.
Yo B, Learn to read and spell you illiterate fuck,
I'll backhand your bitch ass so you better fucking duck
I tried to turn the tables, and make things more peaceful,
Now I'm feeling that you fucks want to make this deceaseful
I've tried to be nice, now you've fucked with my temper
Now I'm going to make you faggot bitches whine and whimper
Put in a CD B, and run and hide,
Remember the last time you ever cried???
You've pulled the trigger, and you've flipped the switch,
I'll cap your ass and leave you down in a ditch.
Was that B? No one will know, better ask it,
I'll cut you up so bad, your funeral will be closed casket.
You want me to bring it? This time is for real,
get out the pen and paper and start writing your will.
Write it all down on paper, Steve gets your del sol,
What good does it do you when you're in a 6 foot deep hole?
What good did it do you when you woke up today?
What good does it do when I claim that you're gay?
Fuck if I know, its just part of my flow,
like your girl is a hoe, and your car is too slow,
This shit doesn't matter, it just makes me madder,
I'm on the emotional ladder, and I'll make your brain splatter,
I don't want to hear your problems, how your life is falling apart,
you still live with your mom don't you? You fucking "tard cart"
It takes someone special to come up with that stupid shit,
Like you, a dumb fuck, fall in a bottomless pit
But before you go, take these other bitches too,
I don't know why all these fake fucks look up to you.
Remember, don't fuck with the 4-7-9,
We'll step up and blast your ass if you get out of line.
You're like a bunch of crack whores sucking dick for a dime.
Yo B, Learn to read and spell you illiterate fuck,
I'll backhand your bitch ass so you better fucking duck
I tried to turn the tables, and make things more peaceful,
Now I'm feeling that you fucks want to make this deceaseful
I've tried to be nice, now you've fucked with my temper
Now I'm going to make you faggot bitches whine and whimper
Put in a CD B, and run and hide,
Remember the last time you ever cried???
You've pulled the trigger, and you've flipped the switch,
I'll cap your ass and leave you down in a ditch.
Was that B? No one will know, better ask it,
I'll cut you up so bad, your funeral will be closed casket.
You want me to bring it? This time is for real,
get out the pen and paper and start writing your will.
Write it all down on paper, Steve gets your del sol,
What good does it do you when you're in a 6 foot deep hole?
What good did it do you when you woke up today?
What good does it do when I claim that you're gay?
Fuck if I know, its just part of my flow,
like your girl is a hoe, and your car is too slow,
This shit doesn't matter, it just makes me madder,
I'm on the emotional ladder, and I'll make your brain splatter,
I don't want to hear your problems, how your life is falling apart,
you still live with your mom don't you? You fucking "tard cart"
It takes someone special to come up with that stupid shit,
Like you, a dumb fuck, fall in a bottomless pit
But before you go, take these other bitches too,
I don't know why all these fake fucks look up to you.
Remember, don't fuck with the 4-7-9,
We'll step up and blast your ass if you get out of line.
Domeskilla
Senior Member
im sorry, but i gotta stop and laugh at that... 479, rogers/bentonville area gonna do anything? buhahaha.. most of that area is rich fucks who's parents are Wal Mart Execs, i should know, my uncle is one and i use to live there.. want real fuckers who dont play around, goto the bottom of the Ozarks and let the country boys have some fun with you. My cousin lives in Clarksville, and Ozark or even better, places like.. i think its called Hope, its like 2 stores big, everyone is TRUE hillbillies, they'll shoot your ass on sight, just for looking at them funny.
look at this nigga right here, he thinks he's all tough throwing the glocks in the air
he dont have shit cept a 12 gauge mounted on the back of the 69 corvair
his flows seem to rhyme like the chime of my door bell
well guess what dawg...you just stepped into hell
your right about michael johnson, i had that wigga michael COCKson on the mind
why you ask? he phoned and asked if you would unwind
so take a look back...your shit is wack, hell, let me get you the plaque
"this plaque commemorates maliwho who on being the lamest rapper"
shit son, i just made that up while i was poopin on the crapper.
i know my flows are that of white guy
but what can i say?
all least i dont roll around in the hay.
boy, you gay
so flamming like a you up in a p-town way
east coast is where its at
dont even bring your AK bullshit...we'll hit you with a bat
louisville slugger that is
got so much pop it just goes FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
to bad my rhyme is coming to close
i was starting to have some fun, one more punch, right in the nose.
he dont have shit cept a 12 gauge mounted on the back of the 69 corvair
his flows seem to rhyme like the chime of my door bell
well guess what dawg...you just stepped into hell
your right about michael johnson, i had that wigga michael COCKson on the mind
why you ask? he phoned and asked if you would unwind
so take a look back...your shit is wack, hell, let me get you the plaque
"this plaque commemorates maliwho who on being the lamest rapper"
shit son, i just made that up while i was poopin on the crapper.
i know my flows are that of white guy
but what can i say?
all least i dont roll around in the hay.
boy, you gay
so flamming like a you up in a p-town way
east coast is where its at
dont even bring your AK bullshit...we'll hit you with a bat
louisville slugger that is
got so much pop it just goes FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
to bad my rhyme is coming to close
i was starting to have some fun, one more punch, right in the nose.
Smonkeyboy
Senior Member
damn this is gettin ugly
im just glad yall arent above me
some of yall rhymes is tight
but i know it takes all your might
me im just spittin
watching yall trippin
all i see is a whole bunch of fags, dick lickin
sisteve you gonna choke
when i tie a rope around your throat
and mailwhos avitar is of special ed
is who he thinks about when he is giving head
and B you said
while neither do ideas, and steers
im thinking j00s the one who is the most queer
im just glad yall arent above me
some of yall rhymes is tight
but i know it takes all your might
me im just spittin
watching yall trippin
all i see is a whole bunch of fags, dick lickin
sisteve you gonna choke
when i tie a rope around your throat
and mailwhos avitar is of special ed
is who he thinks about when he is giving head
and B you said
while neither do ideas, and steers
im thinking j00s the one who is the most queer
maliwho just won't shut up
dissin my homes, you fucked up
you keep runnin your lips
dont make me flip and be pissed
you about to feel the demand
from the steel in my hand
the shots go pop
and dont stop till you drop
and as far as your boo
we got her back of the skoo'
doing the whole hondaswap crew
that's what happeneds
when you fuck with the captain
you better be glad i didnt get to cappin'
so next time you better be scared
and come prepared to be dared
or else youll end up leavin in the hurst
with your cross-dressin purse
dissin my homes, you fucked up
you keep runnin your lips
dont make me flip and be pissed
you about to feel the demand
from the steel in my hand
the shots go pop
and dont stop till you drop
and as far as your boo
we got her back of the skoo'
doing the whole hondaswap crew
that's what happeneds
when you fuck with the captain
you better be glad i didnt get to cappin'
so next time you better be scared
and come prepared to be dared
or else youll end up leavin in the hurst
with your cross-dressin purse