2 white boys trying to rap

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Yeah, I'm starting to feel that way too. My hands are hurting from all the typing. Haha
 
Hey leave MaliWho97 alone
it wasnt his fault when he was a kid he was hit in the dome
dont gang up on him sisteve hondacivicvtec99 pissedoffsol, is this ur lifes goal?
first off whats up with the 860 represent the hick area code?
i just set myself on destroy mode
What happend to hondacivicvtec99 oh all he had was only one line
You see I like asking questions so you can repspond then i can teach some lessons
In that flag day pic you look white ass hell but goofy like the guy that says dude your getting a dell I guess ur mom tripped and fell
She accidently swallowed some bleach thats why ur skin didnt come out peach
Im not trying to be racist i love white chicks its just that most of them are hicks
talking shit to admins is fun until they ban then ur done
Please dont ban me im begging you, instead of me pick Maliwho
This is great almost better then when i try to masterbate
Dont hate you know you do it too your mom caught u when she walked in out of the blue
 
yeah, i thought i sucked...till I read that one...

:lol:
 
UH OHHHH LOOK WHOS BACK
as I step up in da place I see mad cats
that look like they been hit with an ugly bat
i mean look at wet willy and maliwhoo
you both are faggots together, wow who knew
Ima take your car, money and all of your clothes
you both look like tool sheds that were bought from LOEWS
then i'll take your bitch and make her bleed
cum in her and plant the seed
you lil bitch, you think your slick
but why was it that your bitch was ridin my dick
your girls complains to me about your dick size
she asks "why cant I see it with my eyes"
she cant even feel it between those thighs
I need to use a magnifying glass and put it real close
you need to take some viagra and take a double dose
u seem to think it's funny comin here and talkin
but i'll think it's funny when i see your ass walkin
both of you need to realize that you cant fuck with us
or well leave u havin to ride the fuckin short bus
you remind me of something, oh I kno a fuckin cat
a pussy that is, your girls sucks me off cuz i got it like that
u think u can diss the 860
u wont be doin that when u in the floo
6 feet under and no one will kno
that my ill raps murdered u y0
so you should just sit back and take a good look
cuz with the rhymes on yo ass i can write a book
it'll be named wet willy and maliwhoo the real slim ghey
cuz you both must remember that special day
when you came out to the world and said u were homo
wait lets rewind that in slo-mo
you both need to shut the fuck up and kill the switch
cuz either way you will always be nigga e's biznich
so bow down to the almighty one
and remember I'm not ghey and I have a gun

oooh you like that fellas....that was fun wasnt it?
I'm out like the trash on a thursday :concur:
 
i dont care if you got a gat
im still gonna come and slit y0 throat from the back
man all those girls saying your dick was so big
didnt you ask em man they were all thirteen
the only reason you gonna take mailwhos clothes
is because you aint got nun of your ownes
you wish you could rock the gucci and the prada
but i seen your wallet man its empty you got nadda
me i keep my money in a Louis Vuitton wallet
cause i got so much i dont know what to do wit all of it
 
man, gucci's for hoochies and ugly bitches lookin like Monica Belushi
Parada is for Susan Vega, so stop running your mouth- i'll see ya lata
kepp your green in your fucking expensive wallet
i'll keep raming my dick down your throat and make you swallow it
and then i'll go back to my 13 year old bitches
no tits, no hair, and no C-section stiches
if you still wanna come from behind and try to slit my throat
better being a buddy who's got a shovel and knows a moat
and even when you try to be a G and get shit done
its time to wake up, we just playin' here son

little boy E was stuck in a tree
h-a-n-g-i-n-g
fucker ran his mouth just a little too much
tied his ass up and gave him to the birds for lunch
every single time he tries to come back with some crap
its nigga E this, fuck your mom that

it's old as shit son, get some new material
and while you're at it, hit up the clinic and get tested for venerial
with all those damn bitches you fucking, one of 'em's gots to be dirty
and when your in jail, your fish ass is going to be called "perty"

you can't just step in the ring if you thinnk you can box
look at that faggot Brian Spilner, he got his tossed
so as I leave you folks here just one more time
don't forgot who the number 1 mother fucker is who will win when its on the line.
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Actually im just playin
tryin to come back to what yall sayin
B the only reason i got Louis Vuitton
is so i try and get some more points with your mom
damn man i was dreamin
cause im really broke i need money like a demon
wait a minute im in college
tryin to get some more knowledge
man finals are so stupidly rediculous
i wish i could just get up and fly like icarus
as far as Brain Spliner goes
man you better shut up b4 i punch you in the nose
for quoting the worst movie
you must think yous pretty groovy
just face it B your outdated
if you dont see it your eyes must be jaded
B im on top I just broke out of my cage
you gotta make room for the new age
 
new age is for Yanni
i'll laugh as i drive by in my Maserati
get a clue
stop sniffing glue
 
seriously, e's last rhyme seriously was a crime
his flows are busted and wack
who cares who you nutted in homey, oh wait, your moms called, she said she had some left on her back
i told you to stop doing that dawg, you aint from the ville
this taboo shizzy aint cool, specially when she's aint on the pill
your always like fk this, fk that, what up dawg, why you so full of hate?
cant you rhyme without the vulgarity? I dunno, I think I'm to late
your a gonner son, the competition is over, the mic has been passed, its okay, it was fate
there's only two kings of the 860, me and B, reppin the 6 mile, y0
so whatchu gonna do? cry about it homey? dont worry, your moms still a ho
she'll watch after you like you still in skool
all while we are laughing, you dirty fool
so stop with the hate, start being a nice guy
im outta here son, i got work to do...so....bye!
 
I can't believe it,
I just wasted 20 minuits of my life tryin to read it,
And all in all i think of few of you are consided-
And as for the rest of you, Damn you got raped
I can't believe you let B chew you up like a chesse steak-
And spit you out like you were nothin,
O you want to race me in your DX civic? i think your bluffin,
Or at least you should be,
I've seen faster pintos after sniffin some ski,ski.
I see you pull up in your dropped 4 banger,
It's just to bad i also saw your muffler held up by a coat hanger-
Off of the subject of rides and back to the board,
I can't beleive this topic became a 5 page whore-
O shit it's 8:28,
I think i'm going to be late, So now i need to skate.
 
wow steve that was pretty ghey
well lemme tell you, your sister was a really good lay
no vulgarity, that is bullshit
talkin like thats gonna get you hit
cuz i dont give a fuck about swearing
i'm not some bitch whos all about caring
aww be a nice guy and treat people well
fuck that shit nigga i'll see you in hell
everytime i try and say an ill rap
people try and hate but i dont care for that crap
cuz you are just jealous of the way i spit the mic
as for you dawg your pretty bad, so take a hike
B thinks he's funny shit with his so called flow
but after i'm done he'll have a name tag tied to his toe
and he'll be in a cold box in a dark place
and it's a closed casket cuz u cant recognize his face
but all this rappin is for fun
cuz in reality i dont have a gun
but its all good cuz anyone can talk shit
and everyone on this site thinks they can spit
i'll be like angre aggassi and fuck stephi graph
and i'd like to give a shout out to the hondaswap staff
:rawr:
 
alright, i think i just lost it
you run your mouth as you see fit
your just a little pee wee looking to seem cool
but what you dont see, is that your a fkn fool
you're bout to get knocked out
1 punch, 2 punch, 3 punch, floor
sucka here, sucka there, you want some more?
keep brining you little wigga, you aint got sh*t
dont make maliwho throw a fit
your rhymes are weak and boring
every time i read them i end up snoring
go read the dictionary, maybe you'll learn some new vocab
oh wait, i forgot, homeboy can't read, dont bother flippin the tab
i know your mad, hateful and unwise
keep it up, you might get the boot to the can, hey watch out for them flies!
what a role model you are, out on the street, no job, and a slow a$$ car
my homeboy jeef's dog will get more far
please dont rhyme back as they are weak and polluted
your sh*t stinks like fred durst, your flows; dilluted
im the king of this castle dawg, you cant even compete with me
your going to be locked up in jail, while me....fk...haha...im free.
 
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