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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

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  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity




    1. At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
    Hair Dryer at passing cars. See if they Slow Down.
    2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask If They Want Fries
    With That.
    4. Put your Garbage Can on your desk and label it "In."
    5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
    over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
    6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors"
    7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
    8. Dont use any punctuation
    9. As often as possible Skip rather than Walk.
    10. Ask people what Sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they Answer.
    11. Specify that your Drive-through Order is "To Go."
    12. Sing along at the Opera.
    13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the poems don't Rhyme.
    14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical sounds
    all day.
    15. Five days in advance, tell your fiends you can't attend their party
    because you're not in the Mood.
    16. Have your Coworkers address you by your Wrestling name, Rock Hard.
    17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
    18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
    "Run for your lives, They're Loose!!"
    19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the Economy, we are going to
    have to let one of you go."
    And the Final way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity.....
    20. Send this E-mail to someone to Make Them Smile..it's called Therapy..
     
  2. FFCiv

    FFCiv Senior Member

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    got some good chuckles out of me.... :tup:
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    Funny thing is, I tried the coffee thing... the consequences are absolutely hilarious!
     
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    driverunknown Senior Member

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    Why do all these things have to get sent to someone. That's why I hate all those fucking e-mails. If something is good enough to pass on, then I will pass it, if not then I'll trash it. I don't need some stupid message to tell me to "e-mail this to 20 of your friens/someone/whatever."

    The thing was kinda okay until I got to number 20 then I realized that this post just dumbed me.
     
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    hahaha, i dont know why, but i found this pretty fucking hilarious...good stuff
     
  6. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    A friend and I did the first one in his white crown vic, it's hilarious. :D So many cars with their front ends dipping down from heavy braking. :D
     
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