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213 you cant do in the Army

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  1. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    [SIZE=-1]145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

    146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

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    [SIZE=-1]174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy). [/SIZE]


    LMAO. good read
     
  3. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    [SIZE=-1]Yes!!!!

    47. I am not a citizen of Texas, and those other, forty-nine, lesser states.
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    [SIZE=-1]61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean 'I have been promoted three more times than you'.


    heh heh heh

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    [SIZE=-1]100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

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    [SIZE=-1]177. I am not to refer to a formation as 'the boxy rectangle thingie'.

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    [SIZE=-1]189. Do not dare SERE ([/SIZE]Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape)[SIZE=-1]graduates to eat bugs. They will always do it. [/SIZE]
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    Lmfao those are awesome!

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  4. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    yeah i was laughing like hell at alot of them...lol
     
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    92stoccord Big Member VIP

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    Oh my got that was great.
     
  6. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    lol the one I copied about the 2nd Lt gold bar over an E-4 pisses my cousin off lol, he's an E-3 right now and in 3 years I'll out rank him with a 2nd LT ranking :p
     
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    awptickes unimpressed by you VIP

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    Yeah, that thing about furby isn't true anymore. They actually tested the fucker to make sure you could have one in an open storage area. lol.

    Tax dollars at work.
     
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    95b16coupe New Member

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    here's what i noticed.

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    fucking nonners.
     
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