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25 signs you've grown up

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP


    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach.


    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
    butt.





    yeah... i'm old. heh
     
  2. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    :D Being teh old is alright. That drinking one though, I am feeling that right now, last night was silly :(
     
  3. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    False, I can smoke mine but can't at the same time

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    I'll have sex anywhere

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    Sometimes

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    Unfortunately I have to feed myself and my upcomming alcohol problem

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    Uhmm, no

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    Not usually

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
    Some of them

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    Damnit

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    lol, yea it does, depends where I'm going

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    Not after my experiences, I try to stay away from the 5-0

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    Never had a problem before

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    I only eat it once in a while so semi true

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    Fuck car Insurance

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
    I feed them table scraps

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    Fucking on the couch makes your back hurt

    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
    I used to doze off at work or take a nice little ride...shit it's about that time again

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    WTF, wheres the blowjob

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach.
    If I'm drunk enough I'll puke

    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.


    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    Never was.

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    Does Lucky Charms count?

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."


    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    It's been like that

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    I can't get served at the bar

    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
    butt.

    Lol
     
  4. Citizen_Insane

    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    Hm...glad none of that applies to me yet :p
     
  5. hybrid89

    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    man i AM old...about 20 of those fits right in! DAMN
     
  6. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Only about half of those apply to me. :)
     
  7. spectacle

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    ha...old people.

    The Spectacle turns 21 this year :thumbup:
     
  8. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Thank God none of those apply to me.
     
  9. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    thanks for making me feel old <_<
     
  10. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Well you are 30. :ph34r:


    1. I'm too lazy to have plants.
    2. I don't think I'd have any problem.
    3. I have tons of leftovers that need to be thrown out.
    4. 9:30 am... this one really doesn't apply to me.
    5. some of those are good songs. :ph34r:
    6. You watch the Weather Channel. :ph34r:
    7. I only have one friend that is getting married in June.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. I had 77 and it'll go down to 20 by August. :(
    9. damnit
    10. I've thought about that, my neighbors are noisy. Apartment life sucks.
    11. Just my parents do.
    12. 1 am weekdays and sunday, 2 am friday, 4 am saturday :ph34r:
    13. My insurance sorta went down, car payment stayed the same.
    14. I want a dog :(
    15. That's not from getting old, that's from working too fuckin much & pulling a muscle.
    16. never did that
    17. chyeaah.
    18. this is true
    20. Never was
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Still drink pop or coffee actually
    22. "I'm never going to drink that much again." I've said that before, and have stuck to it so far.
    23. work on a computer? that's possible?
    24. hardly go to the bar anymore
    25. I read this entire list thinking "damn that one applies to me, and that one does too... shit.."
     
  11. PhyRe

    PhyRe Senior Member

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    see for a while i thought it was ok to b 30ish cuz when i saw my cuz getting married its seemed ok but you guys make me wanna live life to the fullest and never get old. and if i do i wanna be like that old guy down the street that you only see when he is waxing is 'cuda spraying the neighborhood kids with the hose. but ill have a hatch to wax and a fire hose :D
     
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    1. Nope, no house plants.
    2. Nope. Twin beds are fun, but queens/kings are better. Countertops are good too. :lol:
    3. Never cared for beer.
    4. Nope, try 5am.
    5. Nope, that'll never happen.
    6. Nope- but I do check the weather.com site all the time.
    7. Yup- everyone's getting married.
    8. Yeah, but I still get something like 35 vacation days total.
    9. Sweaters? I live in Texas!
    10. I'm still the loud one.
    11. They were always comfortable about that. Go fig.
    12. 2am M-Th, 3am F-Sun
    13. What car payments? Insurance is going down though.
    14. The dog eats Eukanuba, and has diarrhea with leftovers- so he never gets any. Doggie butt explosion = yuck.
    15. Sleeping on the couch always made my back hurt.
    16. Yup, no more naps from noon to 6.
    17. Dinner and a movie, yup- that's the whole date, but she likes that. :)
    18. Chicken wings at 3am are :thumbsup:
    19. Not a gal.
    20. A $4 bottle of wine was NEVER "good stuff."
    21. I still eat breakfast food all day.
    22. I drink better now than I ever did!
    23. Nah, probably about 30% of the time in front of the computer is for work.
    24. Never cared about getting drunk, so no.
    25. Nah, only 10 sort of applied to me, and they always applied to me. Nothing's different now that I'm "older." Oh well.
     
  13. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    1. dont have any house plants
    2. still stuck with my damn V card. <_<
    3. dont have any beer in my fridge in my dorm.... but the only thing in my fridge at home :D
    4. up at 8am
    5. hahah no
    6. does weather.com count?
    7. first freidns jsut got engaged
    8. w00t w00t for college, cept when you have school and work in the same day
    9. never has, the advantage of being a prep
    10. still get nervous everyime i see po-po, fraid of getting pulled over
    11. noticed taht one definately
    12. drive thru closes at 1am
    13. 5 more years :(
    14. dont have a dog
    15. nope
    16. does 1:30 to 4:30 count? cause i just did that today
    17. havent been on a date in 8mo
    18. zips at 3am is the best.
    19. NA
    20. meh
    21. 50/50
    22. :D
    23. 90% of my time on the net is cars or porn
    24. jsut over a year till i can actually go to the bar :(
    25.nopers
     
  14. n1mr0d

    n1mr0d Senior Member

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    Yeah that all applies to me. But being old has its rewards. Toys are as plentyful as when I was in kindergarden. Just now they are all gas powered.
     
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