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30 Things To Do While Driving

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    30 fun things to do when driving...

    1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

    2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

    3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

    4. Two words: Chicken suit.

    5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

    6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

    7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

    8. Stop at the green lights.

    9. Go at the red ones.

    10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

    11. Eat food that requires silverware.

    12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

    13. Sing without having the radio on.

    14. Honk frequently without motivation.

    15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

    16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

    17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.

    18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

    19. Restart your car at every stop light.

    20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

    21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

    22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

    23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

    24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

    25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

    26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.

    27. Stop and collect road kill.

    28. Stop and pray to road kill.

    29. Throw Spam.

    30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
     
  2. BlackJDMdeath

    BlackJDMdeath Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    the funniest part is that i've done quite a few of those :lol: :lol:
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    oh shit im laughing so hard. i started to cry...


    400 an ounce chronic 0wnz meeeeeeeeee
     
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    damn dog, you need a new hookup, that is way too much you're paying....
     
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    :werd: :withstupid:
     
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    :lol: Fuggin' great. I HAVE done a lot of those.....
     
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    LMAO! hahahahaha.....funny ass shiet
     
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    oh God that's hilarious!!!

    Especially:

     
  10. HatchSpeeD

    HatchSpeeD ...Hi...

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    Oh GOD! I can't believe I started to crack up/cry over a post on a forum. That was some funny shite.

    (I too have done many of those things)

    Now you add to the list...drive thru antics

    Order your food with a loud speaker/thingymabob...nothing but fun.

    Get an air horn and after every sentence...blow. The end
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    I've been having carburetor problems so I do that one all the time. :)
     
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    Me and my friends, we had two cars and we went through the wendys drive through backwards, the bitch at the window was all tryin to give us a lecture and shit, so after we got our food we went back through the drive through, and the first car we ordered ketchup, and the second we orderd mustard. The wendys lady was pissed. AH, the fun you can have with cars.....
     
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    drive thrus are just asking to be picked on

    i mean how many times have you heard the girl say "welcome to wendys, would you like to try one of our combo meals?" and immediatly reply with a louder than normal " NO........but i would like to have a number 4"

    "Welcome to taco bell would you like to try our new steak quasedilla?" " yeah no but can i get a mexican pizza with no beans and some spit?"
     
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