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4x4 Black Boxes (joke Of The Day)

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  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    The Black Box

    >The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB)
    > >recently divulged they had
    > >covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers
    > >for the past five
    > >years, whereby the auto makers were installing black
    > >boxes in four-wheel
    > >drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in
    > >fatal accidents, the
    > >circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
    > >They were surprised
    > >to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of
    > >drivers in 61.2 percent of
    > >fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
    > >Only the states of Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
    > >Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee were different,
    > >where over 89.3 percent of the final words were:
    > >"Hold my beer and watch this shit."
    > >
    >
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :lol: LMAO
    nice
     
  3. K2e2vin

    K2e2vin Senior Member

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  4. odnet

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    You forgot the state that I'm living in...

    IOWA...
     
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