4x4 Black Boxes (joke Of The Day)

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Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
The Black Box

>The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB)
> >recently divulged they had
> >covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers
> >for the past five
> >years, whereby the auto makers were installing black
> >boxes in four-wheel
> >drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in
> >fatal accidents, the
> >circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
> >They were surprised
> >to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of
> >drivers in 61.2 percent of
> >fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
> >Only the states of Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
> >Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee were different,
> >where over 89.3 percent of the final words were:
> >"Hold my beer and watch this shit."
> >
>
 
You forgot the state that I'm living in...

IOWA...
 
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