> The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special > sandals I think you > would be > interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex." > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the > sandals after what > the > man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't > need them, being the > sex > god he was. > > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make > you into a sex > freak?" > > The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." > So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, > finally gave in, > and > tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his > feet, he got this > wild > look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in > many years! In the > blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, > bent him violently > over a > table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own > pants, and grabbed a > firm > hold of the Jamaican's hips. > > The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem > on the wrong feet Mon! You got dem on de wrong feet Mon!"