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  1. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    > The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
    > sandals I think you
    > would be
    > interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex."
    >
    > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
    > sandals after what
    > the
    > man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
    > need them, being the
    > sex
    > god he was.
    >
    > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
    > you into a sex
    > freak?"
    >
    > The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
    > So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
    > finally gave in,
    > and
    > tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
    > feet, he got this
    > wild
    > look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in
    > many years! In the
    > blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican,
    > bent him violently
    > over a
    > table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
    > pants, and grabbed a
    > firm
    > hold of the Jamaican's hips.
    >
    > The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem
    > on the wrong feet Mon! You got dem on de wrong feet Mon!"
     
  2. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    :lmao:
     
  3. Turbo&Auto

    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    AH HAHAHA, definately didnt see that coming.... :lol:
     
  4. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    lol. that was the best joke posted on here in a long time.
     
  5. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    Fixed ....
     
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  6. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    you didn't totally fix it. spaces need inserting. You got lazy after the 2nd paragraph. But, that's ok. :)
     
  7. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    I hate reading shit with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>
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    |>>>>
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    This joke had everything that you guys find entertaining,

    foot wear and gay sex !
     
  10. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Good one celerity.
     
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