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a new toy for XMAS

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  1. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    hahah, I'd rather have a swing.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    only you would post something like this... freak
    lol


    bahahahhaha
    GIVE-N-TAKE
    Very challenging for her, but one of the most intense acts of its kind—a psychosexual experience to be savored and prolonged. Use only suitably stable surfaces for supporting the Bouncer. Lubricate the saddle thoroughly for best results.
     
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    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    would make a womans life easier.. lol

    But i couldnt imagine the intamacy and passion still being there after u whip it out of the closet.. lol..

    I guess its good for people who just want to get off..
     
  5. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    after i do that its ON
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Intamacy?? Passion?? WTF?

    Giggidy giggidy. I'd take a swing too.
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    that thing looks bad ass... i'ma ask my girl if she wants to buy one :) but of course not until those damn 6 weeks are over after she has my son. [​IMG] :p
     
  8. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    ehh, you don't rally NEED to wait 6 weeks unless she gets stiches.
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    I had to wait about 7... At first my wife was like "we might wait a little longer... i'm kinda nervous"...

    She got home after the doctor gave her the okay, and it was like HEY BABY! COME HERE! :ph34r:
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    BWUAHAHAHAHAHA...

    it's actually my fault, I want to wait the 6 weeks just to be on the safe side. [​IMG] :ph34r: [​IMG]
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I said the same thing, 3 weeks later she raped me...lol
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    lol, that's what my girl said she's gonna do, I also just showed her the bouncer, she said no :cry2: she said she'd rather ride for free :mrgreen: maybe i'll look into a swing now tho lol
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    Swings are worth it...buy it, mount it and use it. She'll give in.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    I watched the kid come out and completely lost interest in sex for a good 4 weeks both times. [​IMG]

    Birth is not a beautiful, peaceful thing. It is a bloody, violent fucking war.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    word....especially when the placenta spills out...or they go in and get it [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    this device throws the whole "excersize" aspect of sex right out the window.

    its for lazy people :).
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    my daughter came out looking purple, red and green.

    Pregnancy can be considered beautiful thing, the actual birth [​IMG]
     
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    we waited like a week, she was cool [​IMG]

    but she was only in labor for about 5 minutes, he came out really quick
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    My friends daughter just popped out. We went to the hospital, they did their check thing and thought she was going to be in labor for another hour or two and left her in the check up room.

    Then she started screaming, so someone finally went in and they brought her into the other room.

    No, daddy wasn't there, so I was with her. She was sitting there ready to get on the bed and said "it's comming now", the doctor wasn't in the room, she just got up on the bed, they didn't get her in the leg things (can't rememebr the name), they told her not to push, she said "fuck you" and pushed anyway. She just squeezed it out in like 5 seconds. [​IMG]

    she was n labor for a good 19 hours though.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    i dunno if thats a good thing.... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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