94RedSiGal
Senior Member
Taken from an RX-7 board...
Subject: Bad Dates
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays.
This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience
to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no question as
to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold.and the guy had taken
her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun
but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she
quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump
handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh
from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of
the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long"
with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of
some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show ... she took the prize hands down ... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being
"pissed off."
What a date!