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All that's wrong with cereal....

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Aleaf.CRX, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. Aleaf.CRX

    Aleaf.CRX Hates Cunts!

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    K, so I was being a nerd and googling Alvin and the chipmunks. It took me to this one site, where this guy had a blog. I guess he was dissecting the morals or something of cereal characters, I don't know, I didn't read the whole thing. I just thought this was funny lol. I'm just gonna post the things he said about the cereal people, cuz there's way too much bs on that site that's not funny.

    Cap'n Crunch: achondroplastic dwarfism
    Count Chocula: porphyria, microcephaly
    Quisp: hypertension
    Tony the Tiger: gynecomastia, a.k.a. "male breast enlargement"
    Toucan Sam: deviated septum
    Booberry: anemia. Also, he's dead.
    King Vitaman: hemophilia
    Frankenberry: rosacia
    Trix Rabbit: kleptomania and species dysmorphia
    Diggum: three-pack-a-day smoker
    The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef: chronic flatulence
    Sugar Bear: third nipple
    Cookie Crook: converted to radical Wahabist sect of Islam while in the slammer, currently in Gitmo
    Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo: meth addict


    God, seriously, wtf??? lol.
     
  2. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    I dont get it. But did you know that corn flakes were invented to be a food to keep peole from having sex.
     
  3. Aleaf.CRX

    Aleaf.CRX Hates Cunts!

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    Um, well the one I get the most is the trix one. He's a klepto cuz he always steals shit in the commercials (uhhem, trix cereal maybe?).
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    the guy that wrote this has way to much time and analyzing skills
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I like kashi go-lean.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    This thread is FULL of awesome, and coated in bitchin' sauce.
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    kashi go-lean = anorexic vegan ^_^
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    i like coco-pebbles,reeses,peanut butter cap'n crunch,and the berry capn crunch,,,
     
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    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Further explanation?
     
  10. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    The bland taste invented by Dr. Kellog was supposed to decrease sex drive, one of my "dumb ass triva know-it-all" friends told me that. Ill ask him next time I see him.
     
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    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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  12. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    Told you.;) This kid knows soooo much dumb shit.
     
  13. TommyTheCat

    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    Reminds me of the skeletal anatomy of cartoon characters:

    Character Study
     
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  14. Aleaf.CRX

    Aleaf.CRX Hates Cunts!

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    That's just fucking creepy... where'd you find that lol???
     
  15. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Who remembers the soggies?
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    not me!!!:mellow:
     
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    jdm_slut That JDM girl

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    I loooove cereal..
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I'm trying to get in summer shape. And my life has been a yo-yo so if I stick to a serious diet in the morning of fiber and protein it helps shape the day for me.
     
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    Aleaf.CRX Hates Cunts!

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    So you're the one who writes the cereal commercials lol.
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    The creator of Cap'n Crunch just started his own winery. The man is a genius. He came up with ketchup packets and single serve pudding/jello cups too. Smart guy. Ok, I think that's my random post whore.
     
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