K, so I was being a nerd and googling Alvin and the chipmunks. It took me to this one site, where this guy had a blog. I guess he was dissecting the morals or something of cereal characters, I don't know, I didn't read the whole thing. I just thought this was funny lol. I'm just gonna post the things he said about the cereal people, cuz there's way too much bs on that site that's not funny. Cap'n Crunch: achondroplastic dwarfism Count Chocula: porphyria, microcephaly Quisp: hypertension Tony the Tiger: gynecomastia, a.k.a. "male breast enlargement" Toucan Sam: deviated septum Booberry: anemia. Also, he's dead. King Vitaman: hemophilia Frankenberry: rosacia Trix Rabbit: kleptomania and species dysmorphia Diggum: three-pack-a-day smoker The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef: chronic flatulence Sugar Bear: third nipple Cookie Crook: converted to radical Wahabist sect of Islam while in the slammer, currently in Gitmo Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo: meth addict God, seriously, wtf??? lol.