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am i going to die?

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i want to make these lemon bars. i'm hungry and have nothing in the house.

    it calls for 3 eggs and water.

    water, check.
    eggs.... check... but the sell by date on them is aug 8th

    its aug 20th.


    should i throw the eggs out and go hungry, or is the sell by date close enough that using 3 eggs will be ok?


    thoughts?
     
  2. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i think you will be ok

    Eggs From A To Z -Expiration Date

    Fresh shell eggs can be stored in their cartons in the refrigerator for four to five weeks beyond the carton’s Julian date with minor loss of quality. Once an egg begins to age, it loses moisture through its porous shell and begins to dry. The membranes that hold the egg structure begin to loosen and the yolk may not be anchored in the center of the white once the egg is broken. An older egg would be most appropriate for a mixed dish, a batter or a hard cooked egg which should be easier to peel than a freshly laid egg.
     
  3. civicious

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    They're eggs. If they smell like baby shit, they're probably bad. Other than that, I'd say go for it.
     
  4. Nick232

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    WOW u must be really retarted to ask that dont you.
     
  5. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    you must really be retarded to call the owner of the site retarded.
     
  6. Nick232

    Nick232 New Member

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    I DONT CARE, do you see me caring? nope i dont thinks so oh and its nothing personal with you or nothing i just think....ITS A RETARDED QUESTION
     
  7. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    how is it retarded?

    i'm not a chef....


    SELL BY does not mean "eat by" they don't tell you how long you have to eat them after you remove them from the store
     
  8. Jeef

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    Stop and Shop is open 24hours if you are that worried
     
  9. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Way to post it up in the right forum....

    My aunt has chickens and picks fresh eggs daily.

    Eggs that are sitting out can last a few weeks. in a refrigerator she said she's had them last almost a year.

    Sale by date? F that, use your nose. the USDA can suck eggs.

    Most countries outside of North America leave their eggs out on the counter top, yet in the US if you leave eggs out and they get warm OMG!!! call the police someones gonnnnna dieeeeeeee.

    pansies I tell ya....

    Main thing you'll notice is the fresher the egg, the firmer the yoke, it wont break as easily when trying to split the yolk from the whites, when they get older the yolk will break more easily.
     
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  10. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    this is coming from the guy who eats balut. if you look at it that way, eggs never go bad
     
  11. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Balut is cooked fully, USDA says thats ok. Serving an egg under cooked... oh DEAR GOD!
     
  12. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i always get queasy at the thought of eggs over easy. runny eggs just aren't appealing to me.
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Do you like mayo?
     
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    haha, i know what it's made out of. i don't eat mayo. not because of the ingredients, just because it's so unhealthy.
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    It's unhealthy? what if you make it with olive oil?
    As with most things, it's all in moderation.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    very true. i don't really use it on too much stuff to make it myself though. pretty hamburgers and for sandwiches.
     
  17. integraslut78

    integraslut78 Stylus DJ Extraordinaire

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    hahahahahaaaaa tell him Nick. This guy is trying to steal your name WTF?????
     
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    ignoring the fact that he is the owner of the site... its just plain fucking rude to pop into a thread and call someone retarded for asking a question... fucking 12 year old emos...
     
  19. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Mayo sucks though. Nasty stuff.


    Mustard ftmfw.
     
  20. B16RacerN2NR

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    eww, you're a fucking yuck mouth:ph34r: everyone on my mom's side of my family eats balut and that shit grosses me the fuck out. My little sister eats that shit and she's the pickest person ever so i'm assuming that it probably does "taste" good, but i sure as hell ain't gonna find out.
     
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