Serious business here.
Am I an out of control asshole?
What would lead myself to believe that I may be, of course under all my beauty and guise, a reckless and misinformed asshole;
Sometimes I go a bit overboard and get a little belligerently drunk. Here would be an example;
Friday night I punched my friend in the nose, drunkenly, when we were wrestling and I get a text message the next day, "Ouch you asshole, my nose hurts." or I throw half n halfs around the dinner at my buddy and slur my speech to the polite waitress.
Saturday night, I apparently pissed in my friend's garbage can and puked all over his apartment BUT the girl's were said to be seen giggling and laughing after having a conversation with my drunken ass - still a lady killer. I, of course, did not know any of this occurred until the next day. Hell, I'm practically a facebook celebrity with people I don't even know. Yeah, thats me, the kid that my friends are holding up.
But here's what really gets me.
My first classes of the semester began today. All I can do is scope the room for girls, nothing else mattered. As if they were objects, or pawns to me.
Then, I have a seemingly, to myself, crazy female professor that brings up the batshit crazy California congress woman's "no spanking" bill. When I point out that perhaps it isn't the correct punishment for a child so young, but what is worse - to have a child without a parent for a year, since they have been sentenced to a one year jail term or to simply spank a child because a parent deems spanking as an acceptable punishment. I also pointed out that the congress woman who proposed the bill has no parental experience and that perhaps it wasn't her place to say what should and should not happen inside one's home. Everyone looked at me astonished. Did that kid just do that?
Next topic up is that of the current trend for children to be diagnosed and prescribed drugs for OCD, ADHD, etc., etc. We're asked why we think that this is the current trend. Everyone sits there and stares blankly, so I raise my hand an open my mouth.
"Perhaps if it were not for overzealous practitioners prescribing drugs to treat the effect and symptoms, rather than treating the actual cause - there would not be so many instances." *Blank stares* Professor, "Oh, why?"
Me, "Well, its easier for a parent to say theres a biological flaw in their child, rather than looking inward towards their own parenting skills. Its an easier to say my child is "special" as opposed to "I'm a poor parent and need to further my parenting skills to be effective in my child's life."
Her, "Or maybe its because of how many video games they play..."
Me, *blinks*... "Yeah, so maybe."
Why am I the only stand out asshole?
<note, this thread was merely a thread to "blog" some funny events as of late. i know i won't get any serious responses here, but I figured it would be fun enough to stir the pot.>
Am I an out of control asshole?
What would lead myself to believe that I may be, of course under all my beauty and guise, a reckless and misinformed asshole;
Sometimes I go a bit overboard and get a little belligerently drunk. Here would be an example;
Friday night I punched my friend in the nose, drunkenly, when we were wrestling and I get a text message the next day, "Ouch you asshole, my nose hurts." or I throw half n halfs around the dinner at my buddy and slur my speech to the polite waitress.
Saturday night, I apparently pissed in my friend's garbage can and puked all over his apartment BUT the girl's were said to be seen giggling and laughing after having a conversation with my drunken ass - still a lady killer. I, of course, did not know any of this occurred until the next day. Hell, I'm practically a facebook celebrity with people I don't even know. Yeah, thats me, the kid that my friends are holding up.
But here's what really gets me.
My first classes of the semester began today. All I can do is scope the room for girls, nothing else mattered. As if they were objects, or pawns to me.
Then, I have a seemingly, to myself, crazy female professor that brings up the batshit crazy California congress woman's "no spanking" bill. When I point out that perhaps it isn't the correct punishment for a child so young, but what is worse - to have a child without a parent for a year, since they have been sentenced to a one year jail term or to simply spank a child because a parent deems spanking as an acceptable punishment. I also pointed out that the congress woman who proposed the bill has no parental experience and that perhaps it wasn't her place to say what should and should not happen inside one's home. Everyone looked at me astonished. Did that kid just do that?
Next topic up is that of the current trend for children to be diagnosed and prescribed drugs for OCD, ADHD, etc., etc. We're asked why we think that this is the current trend. Everyone sits there and stares blankly, so I raise my hand an open my mouth.
"Perhaps if it were not for overzealous practitioners prescribing drugs to treat the effect and symptoms, rather than treating the actual cause - there would not be so many instances." *Blank stares* Professor, "Oh, why?"
Me, "Well, its easier for a parent to say theres a biological flaw in their child, rather than looking inward towards their own parenting skills. Its an easier to say my child is "special" as opposed to "I'm a poor parent and need to further my parenting skills to be effective in my child's life."
Her, "Or maybe its because of how many video games they play..."
Me, *blinks*... "Yeah, so maybe."
Why am I the only stand out asshole?
<note, this thread was merely a thread to "blog" some funny events as of late. i know i won't get any serious responses here, but I figured it would be fun enough to stir the pot.>
