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Am I out of control?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by totalburnout, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Serious business here.

    Am I an out of control asshole?

    What would lead myself to believe that I may be, of course under all my beauty and guise, a reckless and misinformed asshole;

    Sometimes I go a bit overboard and get a little belligerently drunk. Here would be an example;

    Friday night I punched my friend in the nose, drunkenly, when we were wrestling and I get a text message the next day, "Ouch you asshole, my nose hurts." or I throw half n halfs around the dinner at my buddy and slur my speech to the polite waitress.

    Saturday night, I apparently pissed in my friend's garbage can and puked all over his apartment BUT the girl's were said to be seen giggling and laughing after having a conversation with my drunken ass - still a lady killer. I, of course, did not know any of this occurred until the next day. Hell, I'm practically a facebook celebrity with people I don't even know. Yeah, thats me, the kid that my friends are holding up.

    But here's what really gets me.

    My first classes of the semester began today. All I can do is scope the room for girls, nothing else mattered. As if they were objects, or pawns to me.

    Then, I have a seemingly, to myself, crazy female professor that brings up the batshit crazy California congress woman's "no spanking" bill. When I point out that perhaps it isn't the correct punishment for a child so young, but what is worse - to have a child without a parent for a year, since they have been sentenced to a one year jail term or to simply spank a child because a parent deems spanking as an acceptable punishment. I also pointed out that the congress woman who proposed the bill has no parental experience and that perhaps it wasn't her place to say what should and should not happen inside one's home. Everyone looked at me astonished. Did that kid just do that?

    Next topic up is that of the current trend for children to be diagnosed and prescribed drugs for OCD, ADHD, etc., etc. We're asked why we think that this is the current trend. Everyone sits there and stares blankly, so I raise my hand an open my mouth.

    "Perhaps if it were not for overzealous practitioners prescribing drugs to treat the effect and symptoms, rather than treating the actual cause - there would not be so many instances." *Blank stares* Professor, "Oh, why?"

    Me, "Well, its easier for a parent to say theres a biological flaw in their child, rather than looking inward towards their own parenting skills. Its an easier to say my child is "special" as opposed to "I'm a poor parent and need to further my parenting skills to be effective in my child's life."

    Her, "Or maybe its because of how many video games they play..."

    Me, *blinks*... "Yeah, so maybe."

    Why am I the only stand out asshole?

    <note, this thread was merely a thread to "blog" some funny events as of late. i know i won't get any serious responses here, but I figured it would be fun enough to stir the pot.>
     
  2. AHHVTEC

    AHHVTEC Well-Known Member VIP

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    well i guess its ok to pat yourself on the back every now and then , asshole lol
     
  3. hcivic.com

    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    the drinking thing you need to stop. As for inclass Thats why your there. That proff will know your name out of the 500 people, and it helps get help tips ect. Keep it up just don't go to far
     
  4. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    <in the middle, obviously>

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    Giving the tea bag.
     
  5. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

    Give this man the Cuban!

    Parents far too often offset actual parenting with drugs that turn their kids into zombies. Hell, I picked up a copy of Oprah magazine that my g/f had laying around and it utterly stunned me at the number of drug advertisements they had in there for drugs to cure your child's "problems".

    Your kid too hyper and out of control? We have a drug for that!

    What does it tell our kids when we preach about how bad marijuana is and then spin right around and give them synthetic pharmacos that have side effects such as nosebleed, headache, depression, viral infection, so on and so forth?

    "No Johnny, that plant is evil. Now take your quiet time pills so mommy can fuck her new boyfriend in peace!"

    Sorry, touchy subject for me. I'm clinically diagnosed ADD and I flatly refused any sort of drug. I wasn't about to destroy my brain with 'Patent No. 17663827' at a hundred dollars a fuckin' bottle. I've seen what those drugs do to kids... no wonder they're one of the most abused drug amongst teens.

    The 'magic babysitter' of the new generation isn't TV or video games... its Dr. Lamborghini-in-the-parking-lot's magic prescription!
     
  6. Celerity

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    You view it as cool, but it's psuedo cool. You're not a chick magnet when you're drunk off your ass, your just harmless and comical. Like Carrot Top.
     
  7. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    well as was said the drinking and turning into an outrageous asshole has to be put on the front burner... its only "cute" for so long then your friends and the other people around you will start getting truely annoyed and eventually pissed off about it
    so perhaps try to get the drinking under wraps a bit
    to qoute a great movie "fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" :)

    as far as putting your teacher in her place... bravo... there is not many things in life that have pissed me off more than the fact that since i left school i have not only learned more than i ever did in school, but also the fact that a large percentage of what i was tought in school was flat out fucking wrong...
    so by all means step up and fight the spoon feeding of bullshit that goes on in schools today... if there is room for disagreement on a subject and you feel differently... then voice your opposition... sure it might piss the teacher off a little but it will show your teacher that you are truely interested in the quest for knowledge... and you will usually earn some respect from your teacher for it... even better you might also inspire some of your classmates to start thinking for themselves...

    so drink a little less... and keep fighting the bullshit express in school
     
  8. totalburnout

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    This I know. Its why I didn't get laid on Saturday night. I couldn't fully function after being that stupidly drunk.

    I know when I stop being witty and clever, that my humor factor goes down tremendously.
     
  9. TurboMirage

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    less drinking more sexors.
     
  10. totalburnout

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    I was also cut off by the casino in Atlantic City the other week which is unheard of - a casino cutting a drunk person off from alcohol.

    I just have such a fun time and find great humor in being a shithead while drunk. I told the female poker card dealer at Harrah's that I wanted to do many different things to her, and to me it was the funniest thing in the world at the time.
     
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    holy crap...i agree with totalburnout!!!!!!!!...lol...youre response to the video game comment should have been...

    "orrrrrrrrr...maybe its because the parentals allow their children to play these video games 24/7...maybe the parentals use the video games as a babysitter rather than actually being parents to their children..."

    WERD...i totally agree with you on this topic!
     
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    stop drinking yourself to the point of puking and blacking out. That'll help.
     
  13. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :werd:


    You might get laid, and surprise yourself.
     
  14. totalburnout

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    Is pissing still okay, though?


    As the guy on the right of me holding me up has always said, I need to learn to pace myself. I went through almost an entire bottle of vodka to myself within two hours or so. I just don't feel the delayed effect of hard alcohol and it leads to myself blacking out, I don't have the same problem with beer.

    I don't know, I like having a good time and getting a bit out of control and cutting lose, but the hangover I had yesterday kept me from moving until almost 10p.m.
     
  15. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Another thing that leads me to believe that I may be out of control;

    When I want to choke Blanco's internet persona or get angry at Sabz for his views.
     
  16. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    And that's America :D

    You can want to strangle us both for differing views and call us whatever names you like. I won't stop ya. Actually going in for the choke hold, that's when it gets outta control.

    I can't say there aren't people on here I'd love nothing more than to repeatedly close their heads in a car door... I just don't do it. Your views, your choice, your freedom.
     
  17. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I really think me and you could have a blast hanging out. I am a drunk asshole. I do however control it as of late and when I get to a certain point I stop drinking or simply try to maintain the level of intoxication I am at. I'm not saying I don't have a blast, but I just don't blackout.

    And as far as the class thing or a topic between friends, I'm always the one to voice a similar opinion. People need to realize that their kids are pale, violent, and running wild because they are shitty parents.
     
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    "Liquor's quicker, but sex don't rot your teeth"
     
  19. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I got all bent and pissed off about 3 years ago, because no one wants to hang with me. I'm not a party type of person.

    I am, however, the person that everyone comes to when they need help, some advice, or someone to seriously talk to.


    And I wasn't so upset anymore.
     
  20. reckedracing

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    eh, you get an open invite from me if you're ever in the area
    come play some beer pong and we'll go blow some shit up/shoot stuff
     
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