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Amazingly simple home remedies

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  1. whiterabbit06

    whiterabbit06 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? VIP

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    1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

    If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
     
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  2. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    :laughing1: Nice.
     
  3. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    lmao good shit:D
    brightnened me up a little bit
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    5 and 7 are my favorites.
     
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    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lmao, not what I was expecting when I clicked on the link.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    5 and 6 were a good laugh. 5, mainly because I hit snooze until the very last possible second, then rush out of bed like a mad man.
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

    This is funnier when you think of someone you would like to shove down the stairs.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i wanted to ride my ex down the stairs like a surfboard.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lmao:

    That was great, I liked them all. Especially 3, 5 and 7. :thumbsup:
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I'd like to ride my ex down a mountain side covered in broken glass and super AIDS syringes. But I'd need a hang glider too to bail out when it got too gnarly.
     
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    i need this!
     
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    lmao, at my fathers house once, we pushed my older brother down and sat on his back while another shoved him to the stairs, rode down, we fell off and he broke every piece of the railing support with his shoulders. fucking funny as hell.
     
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    97hatch ?

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    this is going to be my new signature
     
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    #1 is actually useful. i'd rather get burned than choke.
     
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    Until your throat swells shut from the burns and you can't breathe anyway. That is what a majority of fire victims die from - smoke inhalation which sears the throat and lungs.
     
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    Lmao, the last one is great.
     
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    Justin66 The Hondaswap Canadian

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    I also agree with the mouse trap thing, i find myself 2 out of 5 times going back to sleep after ive hit it.
     
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