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Amish Girl. silly joke for today

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  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Amish Girl

    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
    one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
    freezing cold."

    The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body
    heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
    warmed up.

    The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
    boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl
    replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my
    body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and it
    warmed his hands.

    The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
    the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."

    The girl replied "then put it between my legs. The warmth
    of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
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    The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis
    is frozen solid"

    The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with
    her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard
    of a penis?"

    Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you
    ask?"

    The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when
    they defrost, don't they?"
     
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    :bo: :bo:
     
  3. Slammed90Lude

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    that was funny y0 :bo:
     
  4. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Predictable. Lame. How come jokes always have to repeat three times, the third time being the punchline?
     
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    i knew the rest of the joke before i got half way done...
     
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    Mahaabaaahaa

    hëf funny
     
  8. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    that was funnt shit.
     
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