And Again Another Blonde Joke

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A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway, as he came
home from work, just jumping for joy.
When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" He
said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping, and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, then she told him that she was pregnant!
He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while. He kissed her and
told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!" He asked, "What do you
mean, 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we
are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked
her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
the "twin pack Home Pregnancy Test kit" and BOTH tests came out
positive!
 
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