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annoying room mates for fun

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  1. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    so anyone here ever annoy your room mates (for those that have them) just for the hell of it? i know i do and boy does he hate it i do...lol. one thing i like to do is to go up behind him when hes sitting in his video game chair (yes bought a chair specifically to sit in to play video games in. he bought it at some electronics store or some shit) and run up and smack the back of the chair, tell him to "think fast" (or any other useful phrase that comes to mind) and start laughing. he gets pissed and cusses at me. i also told him i was gonna teabag him one day while hes sitting in it and he got really pissed. LOL
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I'm going to start locking your bedroom door before i leave for work so you have to sit downstairs if you keep kicking my fucking chair, Brian. Annoy me some other way rather than kicking my 90 dollar chair.

    If you really want to annoy me, sweep all the floors and clean the bathroom... that will really piss me off. :D
     
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    wanna trade?

    e froze me out of the shower this morning... "oh, i didin't hear you showering"

    bastard.
     
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    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    let me correct that, it def wasn't morning. lol
     
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    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    what are friends for
     
  6. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    that's nothing. My roommates favorite things to do (while hammered) are jump on your bed while you're sleeping.
     
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    you've become like lil bros
     
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    teggyguy high density foot.

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    no. saran wrap a doorway. i did it to my roommate last summer while he was trippin.... pretty funny shit
     
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    sounds like that ryan dunn show (from jackass)(homewrecker) on mtv. buncha practical jokes. like confetti in car windshield sun visor.
     
  10. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    -When my friend Amato was really high I set the frayed bottom of his pants on fire. He was jumping around like an idiot. I almost passed out from laughing so hard.

    -Fireballs- Take a match. Strike it in a flicking motion so that it flies across the room at your unsuspecting friends.

    -When the coffee table was full of trash one of us would kick out a leg, spilling trash everywhere then look at our roommate Lisa and say, "Clean it up bitch!." She usually did.

    -Throw the pitbull's chew toy on somebody's lap. Then a muscular, rock solid 80 pounds jumps into their lap.

    That's all I can think of at the moment.
     
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    Walter puts up with a LOT of harassment.

    But he's declared chemical warfare on my olfactory senses . My new cat has declared war on all of us, so I'm paying a vet to rip his nuts out - and offering 20 dollars more to do it without using painkillers.
     
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    Wasnt my room mate, but I was friends with both the homeowners. Anyways, after a night of drinkin, one of my buddies went to his room and passed out. Me and the friend that was still awake werent havin that. We knocked on his door for while, but he didnt answer. We kicked the door in, he kept sleepin. We jumped on his bed for a while, but he never woke up. We ripped him outa bed, and still nothing. So my other friend got out his tazer and gave the one sleeping a lil wake up jolt, and this time he did wake up. Wasnt too happy either. For one reason or another he punched a hole in his wall instead of hitting one of us, so it was that much funnier.
     
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    geez. fireballs are fun. just having roommates is annoying enough. its like camp where kids draw on each other w/ marker or put your hand in hot water, or shaving cream on your hand and tickle your face. many roommates loud. had some they wouldn't clean dishes and we'd be overrun by ants. had 2 so dirty there was dead rat in their shower for days.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    I put a post-it on my old roommate's porn saying "I was here" and signed his mom's name.

    Another one was flipping all the posters in his room upside down...that was amusing.
     
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  16. DESPAIN

    DESPAIN yep....mmhhm.......yep...

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    i just disagree with what ever they are saying and say that that is the dumbest shit i have ever heard!!! and argue their wrong no mattter the subject. that normaly gets them puissed off really good. now i dont have roomates but got a wife......and it still works on her for a min or two untill she realizes what i am up to.... :lmfao:
     
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