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Another joke..

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  1. mdlax1

    mdlax1 Senior Member

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    A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

    The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on

    the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up

    I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and

    told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell

    phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "

    When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and

    run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what

    happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend

    back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.







    The lady said " That mother fucker had $500 in quarters!"
     
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    better quarters than pennies

    but yes caught a chuckle
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    repost.

    this was posted 3 days ago y0
     
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    Brian, you ASS. Look at the post date for mdlax.
     
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