Another joke..

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mdlax1

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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on

the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up

I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and

told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell

phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "

When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and

run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what

happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend

back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.







The lady said " That mother fucker had $500 in quarters!"
 
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