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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Canada. He shot and
    dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
    fence.
    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up
    on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
    The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
    And now I'm going to retrieve it."
    The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not
    coming over here."
    The indignant lawyer said, "I am a trial attorney and I can make a
    case against you that will cost you if you don't let me get that duck."
    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
    settle disputes in Saskatchewan. We settle small disagreements like this
    with the Canadian Three Kick Rule."

    The lawyer asked, "What is the Canadian Three Kick Rule?"

    The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land,
    first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on
    back and forth until someone gives up."
    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and
    decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the
    local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up
    to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed
    work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second
    kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
    The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end
    sent him face first into a fresh cow pie.
    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to
    his feet.

    Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you
    old coot. Now it's my turn."
    The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the
    duck."
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    hahah, not bad.....:)




    Milan
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Heard that two years ago. My dad heard it in the '70's.
     
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    D See 2 Senior Member

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    my dad is the lead singer of def leppard
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Then I *KNOW* my dad could kick your dads ass. Hell, my grandpa could.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :bs:
     
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    if so i saw him about 2 weeks ago
     
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    ya us canucks are smarter than you yanks!
     
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