I'm a carpenter, and as such I often must use a portable toilet. Well, we're working away this morning and a nondescript sedan rolls into the jobsite, which is in a fairly remote area. An introduction reveals that he's an agent for OSHA, and he's there to check on sanitary conditions. We think nothing of it, since we really don't have any concerns.
He goes for a stroll and returns shortly. All is fine with the facilities, but he tells us of a new regulation which caught us all by surprise. Seems that there's been some legal issues with what we affectionately refer to as "the dreaded blue splash". On occasion, a particularly robust bowel movement results in a splashback of the blue disinfectant/deodorizer solution onto the occupant. This is a health concern, we're told.
From here on out, under penalty of law, all turds over six inches must be hand lowered.
