Armageddon! Call Ben and Bruce

[95b16coupe]

Russia may send spacecraft to knock away asteroid - Yahoo! News

they are going to fuck up and deter this think right into earth.

 

[D16Civic]

I thought we were all gonna be dead in 2012 when the world ends anyways.

 

[klyph]

Even if it's not gonna hit earth, it would make a good practice run in case we need to do this in the future. I'm sure there is much to be learned from a mission like this.

 

[E_SolSi]

fuck it... steer that bitch straight into the planet

 

[95b16coupe]

quoted for awesomeness:

"People's lives are at stake. We should pay several hundred million dollars and build a system that would allow us to prevent a collision, rather than sit and wait for it to happen and kill hundreds of thousands of people," Perminov said.

can we apply this to terrorism, disease, and pirates? nope, too many liberals.

 

[reikoshea]

885 foot asteroid. about the size of a high school, and they DONT want to blow it out of the sky?

 

[Battle Pope]

We should find a way to get Russia pissed off at the terrorists.

 

[corvetteguy78]

We should find a way to get Russia pissed off at the terrorists.

score!

 

[95b16coupe]

We should find a way to get Russia pissed off at the terrorists.

uh, we already tried that once.
Soviet war in Afghanistan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Battle Pope]

Obviously they have improved their motivational capacity over the last few years. These new russians are real go-getters, problem solvers, initiative takers. Maybe we could write derka derka on a bomb and drop it on em.