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Discussion in 'NorthEast' started by number9, May 15, 2004.

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  1. number9

    number9 Senior Member

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    B,

    I think the time has come for you to give Martine her own forum. Seriously. You could call it, "ask Martine" or some similar derivative. Kind of like a HondaSwap version of "Dear Abby."

    I am being serious. I just love how she's always the focal point of controversy here. So instead of taking things to PM, take it to 'ask Martine' where we all can enjoy the action.

    It's at least worth a trial period I would think.

    Martine owns.

    :)
     
  2. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    Dear Martine,

    Whats the best way to get my girlfriend to swallow when she goes down on me?

    Signed,

    Seeing a spitter in So. Cali
     
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    number9 Senior Member

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    What a guy. <_<

    Maybe you should show her how it's done.
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    change what you eat.

    worked for me. B)
     
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    Sometimes you have to nip this stuff in the bud. That wasn't my intended reponse to posting this thread. Apologies to all.

    #9
     
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    I'm sure she knows how it's done.

    in fact, maybe loco can pay you 100.00 to give us all a little demonstration.

    Alas, as always, a bukake party just ain't a bukake party without Nick there as our own personal fluffer.

    get off Martine's proverbial nuts. seriously dude. Ya she kool and the gang, but if you need THAT much help where you are requesting a forum for someone to give you advice, then maybe you should invest in a therapist of one form or another.
     
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    I'm down for being the fluffer, where shall we meet, and is one gallon of KY jelly sufficient?

    I got a question myself for Martine...In your experience, which is better sex, roofie in the drink, or just strait up rape?

    -->Horny in NW Florida

    :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Although I painted it as an advice forum of sorts, that's not exactly what I had in mind. Sorry for the confusion.

    But since you brought it up, I don't need Martine's advice, and I certainly don't need yours.

    Have fun in So. Cali. This is a Northeast forum.

    sux2bu. Or should I say, swallows?
     
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    Does this guy follow you around whenever you go out socializing in public?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    That is the gayest thing I have ever seen :)
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    tony you need to relax man. chip (#9) is old enough to be your father.
     
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    Impossible.

    Tony is like 30 years old, he's old enough to be Civious' dad.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    yeah, and i'd guess chip to be at LEAST in his late 40's.
     
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    B,

    You nailed it - late 40s until June.

    Hey Tony, nice meeting you! I think we've stretched this thread as far as it can go without making us both appear 14. :lol:

    Truce. B)
     
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    Email me your bank statement
    because if you are loaded,
    you juuuuust might be my long lost dad...


    you got 28 years of birthdays and christmases (and if your jewish, one bar mitzvah) to make up for buddy.... :D


    and Nick, we all know what happened that one special night 16 years ago......
    anyone of us could be civicious's dad

    even:

    [​IMG]
     
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    I refuse to take a DNA test. :)
     
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    oh c'mon, it'll be loads of fun !!!!

    All 20 of us can gather round in a circle and re-enact it :D
     
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    I didn't say I wouldn't do it again, I said I wouldn't take a DNA test to prove the bastard is mine.
     
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