B, I think the time has come for you to give Martine her own forum. Seriously. You could call it, "ask Martine" or some similar derivative. Kind of like a HondaSwap version of "Dear Abby." I am being serious. I just love how she's always the focal point of controversy here. So instead of taking things to PM, take it to 'ask Martine' where we all can enjoy the action. It's at least worth a trial period I would think. Martine owns.