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Automobile Acronyms

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Havok, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    This was posted a long time ago, like 2 years, so I figure it's about time for it to come around again. Feel free to add any that aren't on here.


    A C U R A

    All Cars Usually Require Adjustment

    Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents

    Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

    Any Child Understands Real Automobiles

    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

    Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents

    Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
    A L F A

    Another Lemon From Antonio
    A M C

    A Mutated Car

    A Morons Car

    All Makes Combined

    All Major Cost

    All Muscle Car

    Afro Motor Company

    Ain't Merely Chevy

    Another Major Catastrophe

    Another Miracle Car
    A U D I

    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

    All Unnecessary Devices Installed

    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    B E E T L E


    Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
    B M W


    Babbling Mechanical Wench


    Babe Magnet On Wheels


    Barely Moving Wreck


    Bavarian Manure Wagon


    Bayersher Mist Wagon
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels


    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

    Big Money Waste

    Big Money Works

    Bimbette Motoer Weapon
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

    Bought My Wife
    Born Moderately Wealthy

    Bowel Movement Wagon

    Break My Window

    Breaks Most Wrenches

    Brings Me Women

    Broke My Wallet

    Broken Money Waster

    Broken Money Works
    Broken Monstrous Wonder

    Brutal Money Waster
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

    Business, Money and Woman
    B O W T I E


    Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
    B U I C K


    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King


    Big Ugly Import Car Killer


    Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


    Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
    C A M A R O
    Cut A Mullet And Ride Off
    Can't America Make A Real One?
    Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
    C H E V R O L E T


    Can Handle Everything, Runs Over Limbs, Even Trees


    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips


    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


    Cheap Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time


    Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Runs ONly Low ET's


    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques


    Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time


    Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Exhaust Too
    C H E V Y


    Charged HEaVilY


    Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
    C H R Y S L E R


    Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs


    Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
    C I T R O E N


    Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
    D A T S U N

    Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
    D O D G E

    Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Dem Oil Dudes Go Everywhere
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    E D S E L
    Every Day Something Else Leaks
    E F I
    Extra Freaking Insurance
    F I A T
    Failed Italian Automotive Technology
    Failure In Automotive Technology
    Famous Italian Automobile Triumph
    Feeble Italians Aren't Trustworthy
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    Fired Idiot Assembled This!
    Fix It All the Time
    Fix It Again Tomorrow
    Fix It Again, Tony!
    Flaky Italians Assemble Trash
    Flipped It Again Tony
    Found In A Taxi
    Found In A Trench
    F O R D

    Driver Returns On Foot (Backwards)
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    Failed On Race Day
    Fails On Rainy Days
    Fault Of R&D
    Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    First Over Rated Disaster
    First Over Rated Dodge
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Flip Over Read Directions
    FlOoReD
    Found On Roadside Dead
    Found On Russian Dump
    Found Out-Right Dangerous
    For Off Road Driving
    For Old Retired Dudes
    Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
    Freakin' Owner Real Dumb!
    G E O


    Good Engineering Overlooked
    G M

    Garbage Makers

    General Maintenance

    General Mistake

    Generally Miserable

    Generous Motors

    Grossly Misconceived

    Grungy Merchandise

    Gypped Me
    G M C


    Garage Man`s Companion

    Generally Mediocre Cars

    Get More Chicks

    Gigantic Mountains of Crap

    God's Mechanical Curse

    Got A Mechanic Coming?

    Got More Crap

    GrandMothers Car

    Great Mountain Climber

    Great Motor Car
    G T I
    Get'cher Tools Out
    Got Tossers Inside
    H O N D A
    Had One, Never Did Again
    Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
    Hand Over Numerous Dollars to Asians
    Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (Else)
    Heck Of a Nice Damn Automobile
    Helping Out Nips Destroying America
    Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
    How Odd-No Darn Acceleration
    H Y U N D A I
    Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
    J A G U A R
    Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
    J E E P
    Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
    Jumps Everything Ever Parked
    Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
    Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
    Just Eat Every Pickle
    Just Eats Every Part
    Just Empty Every Pocket
    Just Everyone Else's Parts
    L O T U S
    Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
    M A Z D A
    Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    M G
    Money Guzzler
    M G B
    Might Go Backwards
    M G F
    Might Go Forwards
    M I A T A
    My Intention: Always To Accelerate
    MOPAR
    Massively Over-Powered And Respected
    MONTE CARLO
    Makes Old Nissans Take Every Car Around Racing, Losing Only
    M O P A R
    Manny Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Most Original Parts Replaced
    Mostly Old Paint And Rust
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
    Mutilates Other Products At Races
    My Only Problems Are Repairs
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
    M U S T A N G
    Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
    N A P A
    Never Any Parts Available
    N I S S A N
    Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
    Now In Some Shotty Automobile Nightmare
    O L D S M O B I L E
    Oh Look Darn, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
    Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
    P I N T O
    Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    Put In New Transmission Often
    Put In Nickel To Operate
    P L Y M O U T H
    Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
    P O N T I A C
    Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
    P O R S C H E
    Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
    Please Overlook Really Shotty Cardboard Horrible Engine
    Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
    Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
    Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
    P R O T O N
    Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays
    R E N A U L T
    Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
    S A A B
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Such An Arrogant Boy
    Still Ain't A Bimmer
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
    S M A R T
    Slow Moving And Really Tiny
    S T P
    Stop Those Pistons
    S U B A R U
    Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
    Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit
    U R A BUS (Backwards)
    T O Y O T A
    Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
    The One You Ought To Avoid
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    T R I U M P H
    The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tired Repairing Until My Parts Hurt
    V O L V O
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    V W
    Virtually Worthless
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    welp aside from this being posted last month... your layout SUCKS...
    and heres one you forgot VOLVO (Vehicle Of Low Velocity Opperator)
     
  3. JDMPlaya

    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    yea wasnt that posted a few weeks ago?
     
  4. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    this has been reposted more than the honda cog commerical.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    last (re)posted nov 23 2005 by myself
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    i dont think ANYTING has been reposted more than that fucking cog commercial
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    flipped over rebuilt dodge.
     
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    flipped?? i always heard it as fucked over rebuilt dodge
    lol
     
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