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girlfriend and i rented i think it was the throwback kid or some shit like that and anyway we watch tv pretty loud in her basment and it gets to the part where they are having sex and she screams COCK ME COCK ME COME ON YOU FUC**IN PUSSY COCK ME!!! he dad looked at me funny when i went upstairs to get a soda
girlfriend and i rented i think it was the throwback kid or some shit like that and anyway we watch tv pretty loud in her basment and it gets to the part where they are having sex and she screams COCK ME COCK ME COME ON YOU FUC**IN PUSSY COCK ME!!! he dad looked at me funny when i went upstairs to get a soda
Acting 40 with gray hair and dark circles under his eyes, Ben Stiller plays Eddie, a San Francisco sporting goods store owner whose 77-year-old father (Jerry Stiller) mocks him for not being a "pussy-crusher." Eddie meets a Cameron Diaz-like blonde, Lila (Malin Akerman) at the wedding of his ex-girlfriend, where his henpecked best friend (Rob Corddry) mocks him mercilessly and they trade unfunny barbs in unlikely "Italian mouse" voices. As quick as you can say "the first of many, many scenes not written but assembled and scored to pop songs," they marry and they're driving to "Cabo" for their honeymoon. Akerman's mannerisms as the increasingly insane woman are straight from the Diaz playbook, but within the cheer, more shiksaoid than shiksa. A sudden veer into dirty motel room sex is the first time you want to fall through the floor, or at least run to the candy counter to smell the hot dogs. "Helicopter me!"; "I'm not a big helicopter guy!"; "Jackhammer me! Cock me! Cock me!"; and "Fuck me like a black man, Eddie, come on!" The look on the face of America's most consistently commercial leading man is confusion, not comedy, when Lila calls from behind a closed bathroom door, "That's good, 'cos I just queefed big time!"