No, I've never seen his penis... but from what I've heard... lol (I used to work with him for those who don't know)
Anyhoo-
I'm fresh in from meeting Jenn-
We met up at burger king- no, not to eat- just because its where i happened to be when i called her. She lives a couple towns away from me, and I'm not too familiar with the area... so, im sitting there waiting a few min for her.
She rolls up in a dodge shadow with a wing. Ok, so it was a stock wing. lol. that, and its a slushomatic. Minus 1.
She gets out of the car, as do I, and introduce our selves... very awkward. My eyes immediately go towards her tight grey pants. what killer legs/ass. Plus 1
She apologizes again for yesterdays fiasco... and I tell her it's cool... we'll start over. she smiles and is happy that I'm not holding a grudge Plus 1
Now, my eyes go up top- face, not too shabby... nose is a little big- nothing crazy... good features... Plus/minus 0
going south again, i go to the tits... nice and small like I like 'em
her shirt was kinda baggy, so it was hard to tell how firm they are-- but overall, pleased. Plus 1
back to eye contact- killer eyes. i could stare at em all day Plus 1
She looks nothing like Helen hunt lol PLus/minus 0
she gets a phone call from her parents... so she takes it. I continue to check her out
shes hot Plus 1
She also had scooby doo socks on. I dig stupid shit like that. Plus 1
Well, then we meet up with our mutual friend.... and go over some other dudes house... had a few beers/cigs and shit (of course i didn't drink... had to work tonight
) She's really shy... everytime I try to make eye contact and talk, she looks down or something... not in a rude way, but in a shy way. I dig shy girls... they're a challenge Plus 1
by now, 20 heads are over this dudes house and people are getting shitty. It's pretty funny... crazy people... I dunno... def not my type of friends- but cool nonetheless to chill with at a party. Had a good time. Plus 1
It nears 11pm, and I had to get going... this place was 30 min away from my house and I had to stop home before going to work, so i have to take off. I say good bye to the dudes, shaking hands and shit- "Dude, you gotta chill with us again" a lot of them say. cool- I'm accepted. Plus 1
I leave her for last... go to say good bye to her... just not feeling it.... she didn't stand up and give me a hug or anything... and I'm not the type to shake a girls hand- its just fucking gay to me... So I'm like, I'm out- shes like call me later. W3rd. Plus 1.
So, here I am. You do the math- I think it came out positive.
Let's just hope she doesn't find this thread
-B