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Bad Humor: of the day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he

    notices that both cars are in the driveway.

    His wonder is cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

    "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the mailman comments.

    Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4 a.m. Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for a party and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

    The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

    "Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time

    with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through

    a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is," Bob explains.

    The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

    "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."
     
  2. Slammed90Lude

    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    LOL!!!!
     
  3. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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  4. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    :bo: our mailman is old. gross.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lol - i wanna be a mailman
     
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