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Bad Humor: of the day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Essential New Words For The Work Place

    TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

    BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed, or a project failed, and exactly who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and everybody and then leaves.

    ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement - by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die.

    CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and peoples' heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. Also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.

    MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

    SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
     
  2. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    ROFL! SO FUNNY!!

    My company is SOOO known for BlameStorming & Seagull Managers.
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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  4. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Lol blamestorming ftL
     
  5. Bob Vila

    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    One I used to use extensively at my old company

    FUMU: Fukc up, move up
     
  6. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    I love the seagull term. Sooo true.
     
  7. Battle Pope

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    Blamestorming and Seagull Manager are going in the Mem-o-tron dictionary.
     
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