Essential New Words For The Work Place TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed, or a project failed, and exactly who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and everybody and then leaves. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement - by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and peoples' heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. Also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".