bastard trying to break in.

[Briansol]

thats what she said

 

[cheese9988]

Use a shovel, then you have something to bury him with when your done.

 

[E_SolSi]

use the water balloon slingshot and he will be someone else's problem when you're done

 

[invisibledemon]

lol. i love that you guys completely ignore the fact that its no longer his problem.

 

[eg6sir]

If it happens at your new place... put down the razor, stop shaving your vagina and kill the little bastard

 

[|Chaz|]

I heard he shaved his butthole for his pleasure.

 

[invisibledemon]

well duh, nothing worse then a couple hairs getting pulled out when its put in dry.

shaving is kind of necessary when you frequently hear "bite the pillow"

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[invisibledemon]

the shaving helps prevent the screaming part.

and when its santa telling you not to scream, you better not scream, he has reindeer that follow orders very well.
imagine a donkey show with animals two to three times larger, and the "girl" doesnt live.

 

[reckedracing]

this thread took a horrifying turn

 

[Briansol]

yup. nws or locked next... lol

 

[invisibledemon]

nah, dont lock it. lets see where it goes.....