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Beer vs. Poon-Tang

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Beer is always wet.
    Poon-Tang needs encouragement.
    Winner: Beer
    Beer tastes horrible served hot.
    Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
    Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.
    Winner: Beer

    Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
    Poon-Tang does not.
    Winner: None

    If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang, you are not disgusted.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
    Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
    Winner: Beer

    If you come home smelling like Beer, the layd may get mad.
    If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will definitely get mad.
    Winner: Beer

    Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
    Six Poon-Tangs in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
    Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.
    Winner: None

    It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands at a football game.
    Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game makes you a legend.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a arrested..
    If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a high-five.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    With Beer, bigger is better.
    Winner: Beer

    Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less enjoyable.
    Winner: Beer

    Poon-Tang makes you see God.
    Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are normal.
    If you think all day about your next Beer you are an alcoholic.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
    Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
    Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with sexual harassment.
    Winner: None

    If you drop a Beer it breaks.
    If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
    Winner: Beer

    If you change to another Beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
    Winner: Beer

    The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
    Winner: Poon-Tang.

    The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
    Winner: Beer

    Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
    Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
    Winner: None

    Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
    Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    The government taxes Beer.
    Woman tax their Poon.
    Winner: None

    Too much Beer results in a headache.
    Too much Poon-Tang results in a Willie-ache, but that's a good kind of ache!
    Winner: Poon-Tang

    Grab the wrong Beer and your drinking buddy gets pissed.
    Grab the wrong Poon-Tang and her boyfriend kicks your ass!
    Winner: Beer

    Beer=10
    Poon-Tang=13

    The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!
     
  2. hcivic.com

    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    fucking a
     
  3. halcyon985

    halcyon985 Senior Member

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    Ha, funny as shit. Just don't forget the one great thing about beer, it can help get you the poon-tang! :D
     
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    rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member

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    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    lol that is so damn true.
     
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    La_Pieuvre Senior Member

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    :werd: :lol:
     
  7. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    :lmao: :bo:
     
  9. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    FInally. SOmething ORIGINAL from B.

    Way to go, man. That was awesome. :lol:
     
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    RV1TOOMANY Junior Member

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    I'VE SEE THIS BEFORE :sleep:
     
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    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    Schlitz isn't bad beer (the beer not the malt liquor)

    Guiness isn't all that good. <_<
     
  13. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: That so true!
     
  14. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Pabst Blue ribbon>Janet Reno

    +1pt Beer

    And guiness suz, Clarlsburg lager owns j0o!
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    I will still take my beer............




    Milan
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    beer never yells at you if you dont call it :D
     
  17. JDMilan

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    for some reason it keeps calling me, you know, the beer.



    Milan
     
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    I think we have winner for site drunk :lol:
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    this is my 2000th post but in realality it should be near 3500 cuz of the site up grades september.
    I would like to thank all my hondswap friends, with out you all this would not be possable.

    on a side note beer makes dealing with poo-tang a lot easier at times :D
     
  20. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    But anyway... I disagree that Pooty Tang wins.

    See, Bier will NEVER call you up a month later to tell you that it's pregnant.
     
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