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Ben is getting a face lift... again

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  1. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    not like it matters. i never use them.

    on a sidenote, your government spent $100,000 making that commercial for you.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    if they dont blow money on stupid shit, how are they supposed to say they dont have enough and take more from us???
     
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    the video would have better invested in stuffing the new $100's into stripper thongs.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    i like the way you think...

    that just earned you a spot in my cabinet as the secretary of the treasury
     
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    ol Franklin keeps looking a little more upset....
     
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    You'd be upset too if you had to be carried around in a chair and couldn't piss with out it hurting.

    $100k? They probably spent 5 times that at least.
     
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    Isn't it 35 the age to be able to run for presidency? I swear to god if you run, I will fucking vote for you. That is if you at least cut my taxes by half.
     
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    I wouldn't be surprised if it cost over $100 to produce each of these.
     
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    i need more power than that.

    i'm a hard republican.

    FAFSA will now cover stripper schools. all strippers must be taxed, in pure motorboating time.

    deport all non-working immigrants. they MUST have tax-id numbers. farmers however will not be required to file their taxes, however, they must be identified.

    there will be a 100% audit on all spending. i mean ALL. no more $5000 toilet seats and shit. no more $15,000,000 renovations on border crossings to canada that only pass through 50 people a day. no more $10,000,000 airports that service 10 flights a week.

    marijuana is now legal. however, there will be a $50 hippie tax on every pack sold.

    /soap box rant before i even really start....
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I thought this was going to be about ben rapelisberger.


    so let down.
     
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    The killer issue here, is that changing the bill without deeming the old bill non-usable, the frausders and counterfitters can just still print old bills with a 2001 serial on them. lol
     
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    Werd, we had a bunch of counterfeits circulating from this series:

    [​IMG]

    They all had really old dates and were super crisp and new. Brutally obvious, but good forgeries none the less.
     
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    thats why you throw them in a dryer on tumble setting with poker chips.
     
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